Improbable Pairing Meme-A/K/A Canon-Schmanon

[karaokegal]

Based on a conversation with amproof.

Give me two characters within a fandom who have never shared a significant scene together OR two performers who have never worked together and I will write you a shippy snippet for them.

ETA-THIS MEME IS CLOSED OUT!

Comments

[karaokegal]

Method Acting

This is your Eccleston/Morrissey request.

I'll get to Nine/Donna eventually as well.

[karaokegal]

And here's Nine/Donna
Daily Grind

[amproof]

Gene Hunt/Captain Jack Harkness

[karaokegal]

Here you go:

Don't Look Now

[candesgirl]

Rose/Master please!!!!

[karaokegal]

Here it is:
Left Behind

[aeron_lanart]

*thinks*

Ianto and Mickey? No scratch that... PC Andy and Mickey would be more fun.
Nine or Ten and Kathy Swanson (preference is for Nine but Ten and Kathy would be funny. Possibly)
PC Andy and the Doctor (any)

And for some reason there is a part of me that wants to see Turlough and Jack and then there's Gwen and Tegan. Oh dear.

[karaokegal]

F/Y/I-I really don't know the older companions that well. I think I'll go with Nine/Kathy, OK?

[aeron_lanart]

More than OK! I was assuming the Whoniverse in general counted as 1 fandom...

[karaokegal]

Crime and Punishment

[babykid528]

I'm breaking the fandom pattern! :-)

What would it be like if Toby Ziegler had met call-girl Laurie? (Can I offer bonus points if you include slashy Toby/Sam subtext?)

And extra credit, haha! A scene with Stacy and whichever of Wilson's wives Wilson would have been with before House's infarction

[karaokegal]

The Devil Makes Three

For Extra Credit!