"Double Feature" NCIS drabble Tony DiNozzo Rating-G
Title: Double Feature
Fandom: NCIS
Characters: Tony DiNozzo, Ducky Mallard (Tony-centric)
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011. Day 284. Written for jagfanlj. I couldn't quite let go of Charlton Heston. Unbeta'd. Comments and concrit welcome.
Summary: NCIS has been invaded.
Tony hates ants.
The little bastards have infiltrated NCIS without even stealing an access card. They’ve also managed to drive Tony away from his own desk and up to the morgue to get away from them.
“Myrmecophobia,”Ducky remarks, almost casually. “Come now Tony. What did the industrious fellows ever do to you?”
“I blame Charlton Heston.”
Ducky looks momentarily perplexed.
“Marabunta?”
“Yeah. The Naked Jungle on the late, late show when I was six.”
“Oh dear!”
It gets worse. Care to guess what they showed on the late, late, late show that night?”
Dr. Mallard clearly has no idea.
“Them.”
Fandom: NCIS
Characters: Tony DiNozzo, Ducky Mallard (Tony-centric)
Rating: G
Wordcount: 100
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011. Day 284. Written for jagfanlj. I couldn't quite let go of Charlton Heston. Unbeta'd. Comments and concrit welcome.
Summary: NCIS has been invaded.
Tony hates ants.
The little bastards have infiltrated NCIS without even stealing an access card. They’ve also managed to drive Tony away from his own desk and up to the morgue to get away from them.
“Myrmecophobia,”Ducky remarks, almost casually. “Come now Tony. What did the industrious fellows ever do to you?”
“I blame Charlton Heston.”
Ducky looks momentarily perplexed.
“Marabunta?”
“Yeah. The Naked Jungle on the late, late show when I was six.”
“Oh dear!”
It gets worse. Care to guess what they showed on the late, late, late show that night?”
Dr. Mallard clearly has no idea.
“Them.”