"Simple Joys" House MD drabble Rating-R House/Cuddy, House/Wilson

[karaokegal]

Title: Simple Joys
Fandom: House MD
Pairings: House/Cuddy, House/Wilson, House/Stacy
Rating: R
Wordcount: 100
Warnings: Spoilers for Season 7 finale. General creepiness and possible surrealism. Language.
Notes: Drabble-a-Day 2011. Day 150. MMOM Day 30. Prompt from lilithisbitter:The Internet was made for porn.
Thanks to damigella_314 for a suggested tweak.

Comments

[damigella_314]

"until he ran out of kinks, lube or breath. "
You forgot bandwidth :).

I loved this. Is it bad of me that I'm laughing, or very bad? Greetings from tomorrow!

[karaokegal]

Bandwidth is better. The lube can be implied.

I think laughter is appropriate. It's dark, but House has always been best when it was dark and funny. One of the many aspects that's been lost along the way.

[damigella_314]

I didn't mean you to change it - but bandwidth is sometimes hard to get.

And dark and funny is I think what they wanted to recover by combining a car rammed into a building with someone giving back a hairbrush. Except, not very funny and idiotic instead of dark.

[karaokegal]

I like it better now. Input is always good. Especially at 1117PM on the next to last night of mmom.

[chocolate_frapp]

later, they found a statue of Michaelangelo's David with a little maroon sweater vest on it, didn't they?

[karaokegal]

Anything is possible.

[kytivafan]

ok, I admit it, I googled Agmalgatophilia -

[karaokegal]

The Chelsea Drugstore strives to be educational as well as smutty. (Look at the number of folks who apparently learned about Ben Wa Balls from my Warehouse 13 fic earlier this month.)

[yarroway]

LOL!! You've captured House perfectly. Do I want to know why he'd need lube with a statue? No, actually I don't.

[karaokegal]

Thanks, sweetie! Keep in mind. It's a wank-fic, and he's got a long list of perversions ahead of him.