Final Fantasy VII/XII: (...) Theoretical Joint Bunansa-Shinra Empire (Balthier/Tseng, Rufus/Tseng)

[karanguni]

IT'S GROWING INTO SOME BIZARRE KIND OF MONSTER. I warn you. I wrote this under the influence of a green tea latte and Britney Spears. Your sanity is not insured, no more than your financial instruments are.

Some Things You Can't Buy, For Everything Else There's The Theoretical Joint Bunansa-Shinra Empire

Fandom: Final Fantasy VII/Final Fantasy

Comments

[celes_grant]

A lot of this feels like it's going over my head. But honestly it's the sort of thing I want to read a bajillion times.

[karanguni]

♥!

[pere_chan]

WTF THE RING WAS TSENG'S IDEA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*DIES*
*DIES*
*DIES*

I cannot say how much I love the way you write fuckwittage. I choke to death with glee at your delicious fuckwittage.

'It won't kill you to have more than two expressions, you know. Man can only get so far on "content" and "displeased".'

OK STOP HITTING MY BUTTONS NOW KTHX *HEART ATTACK*

You know what? You know what? You know what our kink is? Our kink is "Daddy fucked up my brain and now I must fuck you." Triple plusgood points if we add the rider "and you take it and give it right back cos he/someone did the same to you." NOT EVEN KIDDING. AND YOU DO IT SO WELL. *clutches head* You are so good it hurts.

[karanguni]

Tseng is secretly a weapon of mass destruction. The whole point is that no one's actually figuring it out yet. 8DDDDD

I WILL CONTINUE TO HIT YOUR BUTTONZ. WATCH ME SMASH.

Hehehehe. Daddy issues. They're so convenient, and persistent, and EASY TO SCREW AROUND WITH.

[intradependency]

Beloved. Oh, beloved. Frankfurt. Weapons. Love. I have never done so much research into the stockmarket in my /life/. Fanfiction broadens the horizons!

I am getting NO KINKFEST stuff done, you know. :D

[karanguni]

KINKFEST IS NOT DUE FOR ANOTHER THIRD OF A MONTH AT LEAST.

8D 8D 8D They are eating my soul. Somehow, I find I'm not minding very much.

[intradependency]

You're probably going to hate me, but this makes me think of Rufus. It's the white, it's the goons, it's the...sheer WTFery. It's. It's Rufus. I would /pay/ to see a Rufus cosplayer do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN48kxZut98

[karanguni]

I think my jaw is somewhere on the floor.

We need some

Bizarre

Clubbing

scene

now

sans country music

oh god

asjfkla where is the bleach