GOOD LORD OF PORN BATTLE AND VAMPIRES

[karanguni]

Crossover: Twilight/Vampire Knight Carlisle/Kaname royalty

WHY DO I WANT TO WRITE THIS?

WHY?!?!?

THIS IS IN SPITE OF

[] MILLIONS of things A YEAR OVERDUE from LLNM which I am GOING TO FINISH THIS WEEKEND because the GUILT IS A WORM IN MY STOMACH!
[] Two layouts!
[] 0TP!!!!
AND, BECAUSE OF VOKS, [] METHOS

BRAIN, BRAIN, TAKE 20 RIGHT NOW.

Comments

[numinicious]

everything is voksen's fault. TRUFAX.

*sparkles in your general direction*

[karanguni]

SO MUCH HATE

[voksen]

Hate leads to suffering.

[numinicious]

What about hatesex? Where does hatesex lead?

[dnatio_memoriae]

OH NO NO TWILIGHT OH NO K COME BACK OVER TO THIS SIDE OF THE RAILS THERE'S A GOOD GIRL NOW COME ON *WEEPS*

[karanguni]

IT HAD TO BE CARLISLE DIDN'T IT, THE ONE CHARACTER THAT MANAGED TO MAKE EVEN MY SKIP-50-WORDS-A-PAGE THING BEARABLE AJSFLKJASKLFJ.

[dnatio_memoriae]

Well, see, I'm not in an authoritative position to bag it, since I haven't actually read the book or seen the film. Still, I figure it's kind of like FFVII or One Piece fandom for me: I NEEDN'T HAVE READ/VIEWED IT TO LIKE IT, SO WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO DO SO TO DISLIKE IT?

Anyway, who's Carlisle, and why has he pressed your buttons?

[glass_icarus]

OH NO NO NO NO TWILIGHT /o\

D: D: D: D: D: