*tears hair out*

[kaphinated]

I am going have to remove all f1 news alerts from my life ASAP. The silly season has begun and Its driving me insane - "Some half-arsed new team is possibly, maybe going to test some no-name driver in a shopping trolly at some car park in Basingstoke" is NOT NEWS!!! STOP PRETENDING IT IS!!

FAHK sake.

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[looking_spiffy]

Also Mercedes have only been a team for five minutes and they've already become tiresome cockteases. ಠ_ಠ

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Innit just. Like we needed another team GREY anyways... Still its better than the "Which of the British McLaren drivers will be the 2010 Champion?" polls which make my teeth shatter with frustration of it all.

[looking_spiffy]

*does the jingoism dance* Least there's no ITV to fap itself to death over TEAM FUCK YEAH ENGLAND.

[kaphinated]

My god - James Allen must be in a state of perpetual cumgasm over that one.

Maybe I'll have to just post my own made up daily news to combat it. Like "Alonso in Nandos chicken mix up!" or "Katie Price to kiss EJ in bushtucker challenge" or "Mark Webber to play Skeletor in next He-Man film"