Bacon is a vegetable!

[kaphinated]

Well its Friday, and as usual we have gone a bit weird at work. This time with cured pork products.
We usually order in bacon sandwichs every friday morning, but this week there was a major development which prompted me, ever the team player, to send the following email which in turn propted a fierce debate....

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[kaphinated]

Indeed! Its time for a new world order. I'm gonna go get me some pigs right nao...

[calm_isolation]

*giggles* If the world comes to bacon I am in so much trouble because I can not handle the smell of cooking bacon at all

[kaphinated]

I guess you could just tie it to a piece of string and swallow it and pull it back up while having sex... y'no if your into that kinda thing. I am told it makes your orgasms super intense.

[simply_day]

Is that what that's all about? I watched this movie where a chick pulled a bell attached to a string from her throat and was like "what the fuck" because I had no idea what it meant.

...apparently Day isn't as perverted as everyone thinks! Huzzah!

And mmmmmmm, bacon. [nibbles on K8]

[kaphinated]

Yeah! i remember this from an randon conversation from AGES ago - stuff like that kinda sticks with me for some reason ^__- - i think cos the bacon is kinda soft and stuff it makes you gag in slightly, which makes all your muscles in you abdomen go HUH! and therefore makes it much better... not that I have thought about really hard or anything.

I am also reliably informed that holding your breath has the same effect, but apparently only on your 2nd one of the night.

If I had someone to assist me with this i would happily submit my body to science and endevour to test said theory. Unfortunately being firmly alone in my bed means i just fall alseep after the 1st one...