SV Fic: "Still Two Fools" 9/9 & Epilogue (NC-17) - Clark/Lex, Mercy

[kantayra]

Title: "Still Two Fools" 9/9 & Epilogue

Comments

[dogwoodblossom]

I was so happy to see this post. This has been an excellent cracktastic story. I love the epilogue. Mercy with her laser was priceless. Thanks for writing it.

[kantayra]

Glad you enjoyed my crack, and thanks so much for reading and reviewing!

[rosy5000]

*whines* But I don't want to see this end! *pouts* ;D

Clark and Lex - Bonded by coffee! :D

And Clark found out all you need to do to get Lex to propose is to feed him pita bread with apricot preserves. lol

*giggles* Oblitero puked on Lois's shoes! hehehehe

Poor Lex is going to be surprised one of these days when he finds out about Clark's 'details'. lol

[kantayra]

Poor Lex is going to be surprised one of these days when he finds out about Clark's 'details'. lol

I think he'll probably faint. It will be awesome. Clark will be all, "Conner, your evil!dad fainted when I told him I was pregnant with you." And Conner will be traumatized and need therapy. They're such a great family. :P

Thanks for reading, and I'm glad you liked!

[kantayra]

So glad you enjoyed my crack, and thanks for reading!

[hils]

Aww! Lex proposed marriage over pita bread and coffee. LOL. Never mind all that stuff of legends nonsense, all Clark needed to do was feed Lex ;)

*applauds*

That was a truly wonderful story!

[kantayra]

Food is the way to any man's heart. It's just slightly stranger food when Lex Luthor is involved. :P Thanks so much for reading and commenting!

[kyanoswolf]

I SO loved this story.

Coffee bonding.

Mercy as more that just a bodyguard. She's more than just a baby sitter. She's adopted Lex as if he were a particularly helpless puppy that she has to take care of. And Clark is just as needing of a keeper.

I still think that Lex's nine brides were all just an over-thought plot to get Clark in bed and marry him even if Mercy doesn't.

I loved the plan for Lex to legalize gay marriage in Kansas while Clark proved he wasn't after Lex's money or trying to kill him -- after Lex realized that he just couldn't marry Clark immediately.

And inviting Dr. Oblitero to the wedding and having him vomit on Lois' shoes was just icing on the cake.

Now we just need to know those little details about Kryptonian reproduction that Clark hasn't told Lex...

[kantayra]

Poor Mercy's job has just gotten twice as difficult. And once Lex does find out those details of Kryptonian reproduction, her life will just get that much harder. *pets her and loses a hand in the process* :P

Thanks for reading!