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SV Fic: "Still Two Fools" 7/9 (NC-17) - Clark/Lex, Mercy

Oct 05, 2007 16:09

Title: "Still Two Fools" 7/9

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pairing: clark/lex, characters: mercy graves, fandom: sv, characters: clark kent, genre: slash, characters: lex luthor, rating: nc-17, multi-parters: two fools

Comments 43

kkpixie October 5 2007, 22:39:39 UTC

This story is made of distilled puppy cuteness and the highest grade crack. <3!

kantayra October 8 2007, 21:45:52 UTC

Hee! I feel like I should have a warning now: "No puppies were addicted to crack in the writing of this fic." :P Thanks for reading!

kyanoswolf October 5 2007, 23:20:26 UTC

Will someone please spell it out to Clark and Lex in words of one syllable while I recover from split sides on the floor?

kantayra October 8 2007, 21:46:28 UTC

Cock. In. Ass.

I hope that's not too complicated for them. :P

Thanks for reading!

hils October 5 2007, 23:47:28 UTC

Aww! Clark is hopeless but in an adoreable way :)

kantayra October 8 2007, 21:46:56 UTC

He really is. *cuddles him* Glad you're still enjoying, and thanks for reading!

maraceles October 6 2007, 00:04:11 UTC

Clark is so sad. I think he needs a manual. *g*

kantayra October 8 2007, 21:52:13 UTC

Hee! He does need a manual:

"So, you've acquired a Lex. The first thing to know is that Lexes like sex, and often. Be sure to have sex with yours at least once a day. Second of all, Lexes hate lies. You may think that your Lex cannot detect when you are lying, but Lexes have almost a sixth sense about these things. It's better just not to lie to your Lex at all. Third, Lexes have an unfortunate tendency toward evil behavior. As a result, you must watch your Lex closely, and whenever it begins to engage in morally suspect activities, you must gently correct your Lex. Advisable techniques for correcting a Lex include sucking its dick until it has completely forgotten the evil act in which it wished to participate. Aside from that, Lexes are very self-sufficient and provide wonderful (if slightly deranged) life-mates. Congratulations on acquiring your Lex, and may you have lots of wonderful sex together."

:P

plnunn October 6 2007, 01:50:34 UTC

Another hilarious chapter. It's just a pleasure to read this. The fact that Lionel even has Mercy in fear of him was i think one of my favorite touches in this chapter. Well, that and Clark hovering over an unconscious Lex for two hours. Hee.

I'm enjoying this to pieces.

kantayra October 8 2007, 21:53:40 UTC

Lionel is scary. I feel for Mercy, really I do. :P I'm so glad you're enjoying my fic, and thanks for taking the time to read and comment!