SV Fic: "Still Two Fools" 3/9 (NC-17) - Clark/Lex, Mercy

[kantayra]

Title: "Still Two Fools" 3/9

Comments

[danceswithgary]

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at emo Clark, merciless Mercy and the Evil Kryptonite Laser. *wipes eyes again*

[kantayra]

*hands you a tissue* And laughing at the EMO? But EMO is a mighty, fearsome power to behold! Bow before the EMO! :P Also, I think Mercy and the Evil Kryptonite Laser need to hook up. They're a match made in heaven. :P Thanks for reading!

[kalishaka]

THIS IS AMAZING!

“If you let Vivian’s ridiculous powers of emo beat you, I swear to god…”
Best Line Ever!

And ok...as the Firefly fan that I am, I have to begin to wonder. Am I the only one that things Zoe and Mercy have a little bit in common?

But past that crazy, I really think I need multiple viewings of Mercy just pistol-butting Clark in the forehead. He totally needs it.

[kantayra]

I think EMO is the most terrifying superpower out there, srsly. :P

And ok...as the Firefly fan that I am, I have to begin to wonder. Am I the only one that things Zoe and Mercy have a little bit in common?

Well, they're both awesome beyond belief and kick ass. Yup, I can see it. :P

But past that crazy, I really think I need multiple viewings of Mercy just pistol-butting Clark in the forehead. He totally needs it.

This will definitely not be the only pistol-butting incident in this fic. After all, Mercy has to save Clark from the EMO! :P

Thanks for reading!

very funny

[bigmoney3]

HAAAAAA!, HAAAAAA!

Re: very funny

[kantayra]

Glad you were amused, and thanks for reading. :D

[ms_moon21]

I feel sorry for Mercy she is the ony sane one in this aslyum. Clark is an idiot of course. Poor Lex, he should stop getting married women it seems are no good for him, except Mercy and he'd never marry her since I'm sure Hope will kill him for stealing her honey.

[kantayra]

Aside from the homicidal rages and pistol-butting and compulsive need to do everything Lex says, yes, Mercy's quite sane. :P Clark and Lex are doomed to be hopeless for the rest of their lives, I think. It is their DESTINY! :P Thanks for reading!

[jakrar]

This is hysterical -- especially Clark dissolving into tears under Vivian's emo powers. *snorts with laughter* Love Mercy pistol-butting Clark, too, and the world coming to an end because Lex is marrying a blonde. I can hardly wait to see the rest of this!

[kantayra]

The world is coming to an end when Lex tries to marry a blonde! Only the evilness of emo could allow this to happen. :P Glad you're enjoying, and thanks so much for reading and commenting!