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[dream] Week 5, Day 6

May 11, 2010 21:55

WARNING: Rated R for sexual and potentially disturbing content and utter, utter crack. Neither work- nor brainsafe.

( And then Benzie hits me with his Gretsch. )

asano rin, ~marco, *dream, event: erotic dream week, umino iruka, uchiha sasuke, hatake kakashi

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[Audio] guerrilla_morph May 13 2010, 15:49:49 UTC

[On one hand, Marco feels awkward. On the other, dude, why does she like someone like Iruka?]

Why Iruka?

[Audio] smiling_umino May 14 2010, 07:05:48 UTC

Human bodies are very complicated but very amazing things! Any living creature! Us people, we may look the same on the outside what with common features like eyes, nose and limbs and what not!

But were are very, very different~ We also have a lot of room for evolution and physical change and adaptation!

[No really, teacher mode really ends here.]

[Audio] revengeisalie May 14 2010, 07:09:21 UTC

Uh huh... sure.

[You're gonna have to exlain better, sensei.]

[Audio] smiling_umino May 14 2010, 07:25:08 UTC

[Pause. Okay, hmmm ... obviously he's not making sense.]

DNA is the secret recipe of your body that makes it different from everyone else~

[There, that was simple. Right?]

[Audio] revengeisalie May 14 2010, 07:29:51 UTC

... oh!

I see! I didn't know there was such a thing.

[Simple enough. She'd like to know details, but she figures that might better be discussed in person. She resolves to ask Marco about it.]

[Audio] smiling_umino May 14 2010, 07:31:10 UTC

Mhmmm! Not just us human beings, but even animals! I hope that has somewhat helped you now~

[Audio] revengeisalie May 14 2010, 07:34:08 UTC

Yeah, uh, somewhat. Thanks. Maybe I'll look some more into it.

[Audio] smiling_umino May 14 2010, 04:31:15 UTC

I am not! What the hell - no!

[Audio] guerrilla_morph May 14 2010, 04:34:01 UTC

Well, you are!

[Audio] smiling_umino May 14 2010, 04:35:35 UTC

Hey, it was a natural assumption! DNA is present in body fluids! Of all things! How was I supposed to know you just need to - to touch?!

[Audio] guerrilla_morph May 14 2010, 04:39:05 UTC

Dude.

I still remember the expression of your face.

You could have think blood or muscles or skin or whatever.

But no.

You thought of other fluids.

[Audio] smiling_umino May 14 2010, 04:43:27 UTC

What other fluids?! Saliva! Saliva! That's what forensics would swab for or use!

[Excuse him, spazzing.]

Marco, get your head out of the gutter, please!

[Audio] guerrilla_morph May 14 2010, 04:47:53 UTC

And guess where saliva is normally located, huh? Huh?

[Oh man Marco should have done this ages ago.]

And you started it first!

[Audio] smiling_umino May 14 2010, 04:57:09 UTC

From the mouth! Where else - [noise of frustration and embarrassment here.]

Marco, you said you need DNA! Saliva has DNA! Obviously, it was the most logical thing to think about! It's in the mouth! What is wrong with you!

[Audio] guerrilla_morph May 14 2010, 04:59:39 UTC

You thought I would go kissy-kissy with animals! What's wrong with you?

[Audio] smiling_umino May 14 2010, 05:03:16 UTC

Well, what, would animals spit just because you say, hey, your DNA, I want it? Obviously, force is required! I also assumed ingesting it is in the process! You're the one who thought, kissing!

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