... what the hell are all those things? [Have a confused boy, who has never actually seen a sex toy before. With a fairly blank stare. Surely he must be joking... right?
Nope. Straight face remains straight. You have fun explaining this to him, Iruka. Because next, you'll be explaining it to his father.]
[Once more a teaching moment happens. Because this is a young looking man who has asked him and because he is a teacher, it is his firm belief that no questions should be left unanswered. It is his duty to educate. So, in lecture mode
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[Have a blank stare for a few seconds, because Tobias is still trying to take that in...
and very soon a decidedly unsettling grin creeps into Tobias' features.] This is probably a question I should direct to my father, huh? [He can just see Elfangor floundering when confronted with such a ridiculous question. There's nothing he loves more than making the man understand just how awkward they are together.
It's time for a little payback.] You wouldn't happen to know how to save videos to the device, would you? [Because he's so showing your fumbling explanation to his father..]
Nah. He probably just wanted it more. There's a difference.
[He pauses a second because he's really not sure that he wants to ask. It might not be an answer he wants. The image it could put into his head... But, he's a walk head first into trouble kind of guy.]
Just wondering... was he... wearing actual clothes under that cloak?
[Iruka actually pauses to think about the question for a moment. He'll just be forgiving about the being robbed thing. After all, he has done the same... sort of.]
Uhmm... I believe he had on a pair of pants. Jinbei maybe, without the top.
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[ Oh, Kakashi is laughing at you. You just don't know it yet. ]
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[Sarcasm. Topped with a beaming smile. So fake.]
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IT IS NOT FUNNY!
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WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!?
Four can only stare in shock.]
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The horrific stare is returned. Apparently, everyone and their dog has seen that.]
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Also he has a million questions.
BUT THE FIRST ONE TO BLINK IS THE ONE WHO TALKS FIRST.]
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Yes...?
[Slowly.]
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Nope. Straight face remains straight. You have fun explaining this to him, Iruka. Because next, you'll be explaining it to his father.]
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and very soon a decidedly unsettling grin creeps into Tobias' features.] This is probably a question I should direct to my father, huh? [He can just see Elfangor floundering when confronted with such a ridiculous question. There's nothing he loves more than making the man understand just how awkward they are together.
It's time for a little payback.] You wouldn't happen to know how to save videos to the device, would you? [Because he's so showing your fumbling explanation to his father..]
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I am unsure how that is possible, unfortunately.
[WHY MY LIFE? WHY A PARENT? OH GOOD GOD, WHAT IF -- BUT PARENTS SHOULDN'T BE MAD ABOUT SUCH A THING? RIGHT? RIGHT.
So Iruka will just have a mini panic attack. While remaining perfectly smiley-faced on the outside. Obviously. Blush and all.]
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[There's a light cough as Harry tries to come up with a way to explain what he's thinking right now.]
a very unique way of pickpocketing.
[Him, bothered by the obvious sex toys? No. He's seen the inside of Zero. Nothing can even come close to that.]
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[The video doesn't really show, but Iruka has reached into his utility pouch to find his coins gone. Cock.]
I suppose perhaps he needed it more.
[Morose.]
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[He pauses a second because he's really not sure that he wants to ask. It might not be an answer he wants. The image it could put into his head... But, he's a walk head first into trouble kind of guy.]
Just wondering... was he... wearing actual clothes under that cloak?
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Uhmm... I believe he had on a pair of pants. Jinbei maybe, without the top.
[A beat.]
Why?
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