[ Accidental Video : Week 19, Day 2 ] happy unmarriage day

Feb 19, 2011 14:22

[Not long after a certain dream, the feed broadcasts what looks like a peaceful sleep nest of two men that have arms draped around each other. A couple of stray chickens are nested in their hair next to the pillow. In a moment though, one of the guys seems to shift and a frown forms on his face, as he carefully, almost fearfully, starts poking whatever is the warm pillow being he is touching right now.]

[Just like yesterday, Kanda has a strange feeling as he starts to wake up. It’s quite the opposite of yesterday, though. In fact, right now there is someone alive and not-feathered next to him, and that is wrong, because Kanda fucking Yu sleeps alone. Always. And never has any wish for anything else. And that feeling only gets stronger as the scroll's influence fades completely, without any sort of a warning just like the day before when it cast the effects.]

[And as his consciousness is returning to him, the horrifying fact dawns on him: he is sleeping with someone.]

[Immediately awake, his eyes shooting open, he jumps up into sitting position and away from whoever it is, staring with disbelief at first but then glaring instead, and it’s not just a simple glare but the hateful, murderous one as this is the worst offense anyone could ever think of.]

[There’s a man in his bed. Moreover, a man he can barely stand. At least they're not naked, though. So even drinking wouldn’t  explain it. Not to mention his life is dedicated to someone since long ago, even if he's unsure about the nature of it. This just makes no sense at all. No logic.]

[So it must be the other person’s idea of a joke.]

[In which case, DIE.]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!

[The other man stirs a little, looking mildly displeased but then just bothering to open one eye, and glances at him with a slightly cocked eyebrow for a moment, looking a little surprised but then just somewhat amused.]

Hm? Sleeping, obviously.

...

[NOT GOOD ENOUGH.]

[...And then there are growls, screams, crashes, loud clangs of swords being crossed, and the last thing the Hitomi broadcasts is two men speeding through the compound in their boxers, in no less than a comical manner; Raikou laughing and running for it with Kanda on his heels, on the way grabbing and tossing loudly clucking  creatures at him in pure rage, feathers flying.]

I'LL BLOODY KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING CREEP!

[The chickens aren’t too happy about being used as projectiles, so as they land, they follow them as well out of revenge, evil war-clucks sounding through the yard, however it goes unnoticed for the moment.]

~

(( ooc: feel free to troll him about this FOREVER. Q_Q sob. ...also whoever is STILL under the event effects on day 2 is free to assume they're just having problems again or something. ...I feel so hideous now lol.))

yu kanda, dre parker, lenalee lee, lavi, ~shimizu raikou, event: valentine's day

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