Oh, and speaking of
Minecraft Story
Mode, there's also this
Adventure Pass shit that I didn't know about until now.
So, I guess when
I said that I'll be waiting for Minecraft Story Mode to hit a 75%-or-greater discount on Steam, before I actually consider getting it, what I really meant to say was that I'll be waiting for that game and this shit to be bundled together into one thing, and then for that to hit a 75%-or-greater discount on Steam, before I actually even remotely consider it.
I hate the modern video game industry so very much.