TWILIGHT WANK - You Have GOT To Be Kidding Me!!

[kamikazekitty]

OMG! Girl dates guy named Edward, gets knocked up. Was gonna give the kid up for adoption but in August decides to keep the baby and name it RENESMEE!!

Wait...WHAT?! *blinkblink*

You can't make this shit up! Check it out: http://community.livejournal.com/twilight_sucks/217060.html!

That poor child. RENESMEE BELLA STEPHENIE? REALLY?! You know even

Comments

[tekalynn]

What, in real life?

Good grief. Though I shouldn't be surprised.

[kamikazekitty]

Seriously! Who would stick their baby with such a horrific name anyway? RENESMEE?! NESSIE?! Ugh. At least do the kid a favor and call her ReNeNe or something. Anything would be less humiliating. Oh great, now I' picturing Martin Lawrence as Shenehneh LOL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jSxCVdinyI) "Oh, no you didn't!" haha

[snapdragon76]

Please tell me you're joking. Please, for the love of God...

I feel for that poor kid. As soon as she reaches legal age, she'll be changing her name.

Barf...

[twilightu]

Oh Shit! I knew it was just a matter of time. God, the worst part is that she just picked some random guy named Edward, for the sake of his name? That's a basis for a relationship if I've ever heard of one. Are you proud of yourself now SMeyer? ARE YOU?

[moonbeamdancer]

I feel so sorry for that child. I can't imagine going through life having to explain that my mother named me after a Mary Sue character and her daughter in a series of books that had a TERRIBLE ending. (Through I will admit to liking Twilight, I thought the rest of the series was just yeach.)

If I were her, I'd either go by Bella, Isabella or Stephenie and avoid being called Renesmee if at all possible, and then change my name to something normal when I hit 18.