((Half-assed from his app a bit because I'm lazy tonight and need to sleep.))

[kamasutrapilot]

Well damn, didn't think this city would be as nice as back home, but whaddya' know. Can't judge a book by its cover, looks like! I found a pretty nice apartment to stop by at and they're allowin' me to use the roof for my 'copter. Gooooood, she needs a nice home, heheheh.

Say, bein' a nice, warm and big city like this'n, I'd expect to see some

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I thought I told you to stay in the Dressing Room

[kingporky]

Oh, you have a COPTER.
I thought you flew in with your hair.

The name's Porky Minch, CEO of Empire Porky Co. I guess... I AM a pretty important person in this city.
And yes, here is the first pretty face you've seen~

Oh, and how are you planning on doing that whooping, Mother Goose?
Will you smack them around with your hair? Because THAT is scary! I'm more scared of the LICE that's probably in there, though.

Reverse psychology, I didn't wannaaaaa

[kamasutrapilot]

*... lol what in the world is up with this kid.*

Haha, very funny. Now where're your eyes? Even if ya even have 'em.

Ya' don't sound pretty important. Wait, pretty fa-

... pffthahahahahahaha.

Hey, I can safely say I'm good 'nough with my hair that I ain't got lice. Rather, I'd be combin' excited women out of my head. *Of course it's just a phrase, though... he does have to admit the mental images were a bit odd.*

YES YOU DO, IT'S IN YOUR CONTRACT.

[kingporky]

But I AM important. So shut up! And this face here will always be far more charming than your... Palm tree hair.
You look like a damn nerd.

Dandruff doesn't count as woman, as much as you want them to, nerd.

Re: YES YOU DO, IT'S IN YOUR CONTRACT.

[kamasutrapilot]

*Words cannot describe how hilarious this kid is to Goose.*

Aw, poor little kid wants to be a big important grown-up. Do me a favor and go cry to yer mommy instead of one o' the big boys, eh?

Wouldn't be surprised if ya'll had it, moptop!