I was gonna do another transcription, but I've never done one and didn't want to overwrite rho's accurate transcription.

So pretend like I transcribed:
"Many physicists would agree that, had it not been for congestion control, the evaluation of web browsers might never have occurred. In fact, few hackers worldwide would disagree with the essential unification of voice-over-IP and public/private key pair. In order to solve this riddle, we confirm that SMPs can be made stochastic, cacheable, and interposable."