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[kalquessa]

ME: This baby we made sure is cute. What are we going to do with him?

BILL: Eat him.

ME: Hm, he does look delicious...but he looks pretty fattening.

BILL: It's true, he is quite fat.

ME: I don't think he'd be a healthy choice.

BILL: Nope. Not a Healthy Choice. Or a Lean Cuisine. He's more of a Stouffer's.

Comments

[indulgent_el]

But he's probably got mostly good fat!

[jaxomsride]

If he started howling at that point, he's reached the stage of understanding adults. :¬D

"Aww Little Bear is good enough to eat." Bet you won't say that at the next nappy change!

[archersangel]

this is making me want to have a frozen entree of some sort

[lawofar18]

Aww, don't nom the baby!