Fair Warning

[kalquessa]

The next living thing that pukes on me/my bed/the floor where I walk? Is going to regret it.

This message brought to you by my son and both of my cats.

(Also? The kid caught his second case of the sniffles and now both Mr. Bill and I have been infected. Again. Why, God, why?)

Comments

[kerravonsen]

The kid caught his second case of the sniffles and now both Mr. Bill and I have been infected. Again. Why, God, why?
To prepare your immune system for the time when The Child goes to school. ;-)

[amberdulen]

Two of my coworkers have sick kids right now. I have heard so much about vomit today, I have no idea what to do.

[aelfgyfu_mead]

Again. Why, God, why?
My doctor has a joke he loves to tell: "Why did God create children?"

I pretend I've never heard this before because he's a really nice guy, and he's so obviously tickled at his own joke: "I don't know. Why did God create children?"

"Because viruses don't have legs!"

[thomas_a_kempis]

Yep. Mr. Bill has the 'bug' alright. He was still faithfully manning his duty station at the store when I took him a Subway lunch today.

So, the liguids are getting places they shouldn't; I suspect there is more hair in the feline contributions, no?

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[thothmes]

I am still trying to solve a puzzling mystery at our house. We used to have 4 cats. One died (a prolific barfer), and one went to live with my daughter (where it hawks up on her stuff. Copiously!). So how is it that the two cats we have left produce just as many cat-puddings as the 4 of them used to? Are they importing it from a parallel cataverse? Do they have hidden wormholes in their tummies? Enquiring minds want to know.