My plans for world domination proceed apace

[kalquessa]

DUDE YOU GUYS!!

BIONIC PENGUINS!!!!1ONE

CAPSLOCK CANNOT CONTAIN MY ENTHUSIASM.

Sam-I-Am gets her own room filled with rubber stamps on the Imperial Zeppelin for bringing this to my attention.

Comments

[ubiquitous_a]

THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVAAAARRRR!

[kalquessa]

I KNOW RIGHT??

[jd3000]

Alternate Universe JD is shipping me a carton of Sentient-Grade AIs for implantation in these little boogers, thus making your Penguin Legions a reality soon, Empress!

-JD

[kalquessa]

Excellent work, minion! Don't forget the nano-hose!

[kittles]

I see this and all I can think is "Do you like our owl?"

[kalquessa]

Bwah! That reference took me a minute. Man, I need to re-watch Bladrunner. The new ulter-super-special-whatever edition is supposed to be pretty spiffy.

[izhilzha]

I should probably rewatch, as well. I hated it the first time through, mostly because I read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? when I was a wee adolescent, and Bladerunner didn't come close to what I expected from it. Heh.

[shoebox2]

Too cool. And it cuts way down on the fresh-fish bill, too, which is gonna save the revolution a ton of money let me tell you. :)

[dirigibletrance]

Technically, these are robotic penguins. There is no organic matter, nothing of a natural penguin in these. They are purely constructs.

A bionic penguin would be part-penguin, part machine.

[kalquessa]

LIKE A BORG PENGUIN!!! THAT WOULD RULE!!