Me: Yeah, I...never really figured out how exactly the shuttle was supposed to help, but whatever.
"So let me get this straight," Jack groused, "We beam ourselves up, blow two Gould ships to kingdom come, steal two of their fighters, and we're supposed to sit here for three and a half DAYS until they can bungee cord us into their cargo bay and re-enter the atmosphere?!"
Teal'c raised an eyebrow. "They have given sufficent explanation that they cannot safely transport us into their vessel, O'Neill."
"So how are we supposed to survive in this thing for that long?"
"If you are referring to consumables, the Death Glider is equipped to sustain Jaffa warriors on journeys of many days."
"Hm. At least they gave us a computer to play on. Wait...what do we do for...bathroom facilities?"
"As I stated, the Glider is designed for Jaffa, who have certain physical control."
"So let me get this straight," Jack groused, "We beam ourselves up, blow two Gould ships to kingdom come, steal two of their fighters, and we're supposed to sit here for three and a half DAYS until they can bungee cord us into their cargo bay and re-enter the atmosphere?!"
Teal'c raised an eyebrow. "They have given sufficent explanation that they cannot safely transport us into their vessel, O'Neill."
"So how are we supposed to survive in this thing for that long?"
"If you are referring to consumables, the Death Glider is equipped to sustain Jaffa warriors on journeys of many days."
"Hm. At least they gave us a computer to play on. Wait...what do we do for...bathroom facilities?"
"As I stated, the Glider is designed for Jaffa, who have certain physical control."
"...you're kidding, right?
Teal'c?"
A very slight Jaffa grin.
-JD
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