Comments | kallie_starmist: Great Moments in Hyuuga History: Ch 457

kallie_starmist

Great Moments in Hyuuga History: Ch 457

Jul 29, 2009 12:12

I thought the world could use a rundown of what's been going on in Naruto as of last chapter. (Spoilers... obviously.)
( But what can the 10th Anniversary chapter be but Epic? )

special occasion, animated adventures, my hyuuga muffins, !essay

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kallie_starmist July 30 2009, 00:42:27 UTC

Maybe I'll start up. ExcessiveKallie's looking a little empty lately...

Nah, it's barely in the top ten "Naruto is really ghei" moments. It's the only time where I've worried that his penis is going to fall off entirely, though.

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kallie_starmist July 30 2009, 01:19:41 UTC

The Phallic Necklace will be mourned, but it's not the source of Naruto's huge endowment.
...although losing it seems to have had some bad effects on his judgement.

snh_snh_snh July 29 2009, 23:40:38 UTC

See, this is why I don't bother read Naruto. I read/hear your summaries and I know that the real thing will never be as good. Although, if the Hyuugas get to finally do something, I might have to keep with my tradition of only viewing/reading the Hyuuga/Haku-tastic parts of Naruto. Yes, that's right. The Hyuugas and Haku go together. Haku is really a Hyuuga, don't-cha-know?

kallie_starmist July 30 2009, 00:44:43 UTC

I'm thinking of making a summary of Naruto for people who are curious but don't feel like reading it and know that the Wikipedia article takes all the fun out of it. It would kind of be like the Hyuuga Rant, only more inclusive.

Man, Nii-san, the Hyuugas have been EVERYWHERE lately. And also, Haku has managed to drive the entire plot pretty much despite his not being there, so not reading it is like ignoring Haku's greatest triumph.

midnight_zephyr July 30 2009, 15:54:51 UTC

Anime Cliff Notes for the Modern Age! I wants them. You should start a snarky anime and manga themed blog or something. Seriously.

kallie_starmist July 30 2009, 21:24:51 UTC

I am ALL OVER that idea!!!

justmissjac July 30 2009, 23:50:14 UTC

I would have to agree with both you and Raikage on the begging scene. It was indeed terribly emasculating - but it was also rather gay. But Naruto seems to have some level of gay in every scene he's in now. I think it's because of the whole have-to-save-Princess-Sasuke thing.

On a more random note, whenever I see Sai I automatically think "Wow, he looks like a woman!" I think it's his big puffy lips.

And now that I think of it.. Why the hell is Naruto spending so much time chasing Sasuke, when most of Leaf would jump him in a second?

justmissjac July 30 2009, 23:51:59 UTC

Also: When you used the word "Kazecon" I immediately wanted to go, because it has the word "con" in it. True fact.

kallie_starmist July 31 2009, 03:28:21 UTC

Naruto is the Shounen-Ai manga with a zesty Action/Adventure flavor! But that doesn't mean Naruto has to drop to his knees every time he runs across a shirtless guy in the snow.

Sai is very pretty woman, I agree. It might be his effeminate facial structure in general. He's kinda like Essense of Sasuke... sometimes I wonder if Fandom!Sasuke became so powerful that he spawned a character in the actual manga, and that character was Sai.

And I'm disappointed in you! Would Buttercup run off with some village boy, or Inigo, or Humperdink, just because Westley was dead? NO! This is TRUE LOVE we're talking about here! Naruto HAS to find Sasuke! ...and I have to find that parody fic....