Blosdie calls me FATTY Fatty McGee Dr. Fatinstein Fatius
etc etc etc...
I'm a Fatty
sucks about the pants, I guess the reverse is happening in womens clothing that happened in guys, (I went from a size 10 shoe from the last 18 yrs, to a size 9 starting sometime a few monts ago!)
"Feed me, UNDave/ Feed me all night long - That's right, boy! - Go to it, Feed me UNDave / Feed me all night long / Cause if you feed me, UNDave / I can grow up big and strong."
1. *I* can't fit into junior large dresses. won't go over my hips. Weep not over junior sizes, maiden fair.
2. I went to Petite Sophisticate to buy some work pants. They had a nifty sale that I took advantage of. Found a pair that I liked and the size 12 fit. Picked up 2 more in different colors and decided to try them on on a whim. Smart move. One pair was too small. I checked the tag; every code was exactly the same as the other tags except for color. Got the 14 in that color and it was clearly larger than the size 12. The cashiers didn't believe me until I showed them the tags and held them up - one size 12 was obviously bigger than the other size 12.
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FATTY
Fatty McGee
Dr. Fatinstein
Fatius
etc etc etc...
I'm a Fatty
sucks about the pants, I guess the reverse is happening in womens clothing that happened in guys, (I went from a size 10 shoe from the last 18 yrs, to a size 9 starting sometime a few monts ago!)
| fatty undave |
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and you're not fat at all...unless you ballooned up in a month.
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"Feed me, UNDave/ Feed me all night long - That's right, boy! - Go to it, Feed me UNDave / Feed me all night long / Cause if you feed me, UNDave / I can grow up big and strong."
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Why, why could I not have been born when Rubenesque women were sexy? I woulda been a supermodel dammit :P
Cos lets face it, my butt did *not* get this big by accident. I like food!
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2. I went to Petite Sophisticate to buy some work pants. They had a nifty sale that I took advantage of. Found a pair that I liked and the size 12 fit. Picked up 2 more in different colors and decided to try them on on a whim. Smart move. One pair was too small. I checked the tag; every code was exactly the same as the other tags except for color. Got the 14 in that color and it was clearly larger than the size 12. The cashiers didn't believe me until I showed them the tags and held them up - one size 12 was obviously bigger than the other size 12.
It's not you. It's the stupid clothing industry.
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