no you wouldnt, because if melon head butts someone, it effectively erases all traces of them ever having existed. the past and present are both altered in a blinding flash at the moment of cranial impact. only melon remembers his victims.
no, damn it. id be gone without a trace. you wouldnt have any recollection of ever knowing me. it would literally mean i never did exist. such is the power of melon's melon.
haha, but we were just having an in-depth conversation about this last night or whenever that was. everyone present would instantly be transported to a billiard room where you would secretly add another notch signifying yet another victim.
Because it has been so long since a comment was posted last, and because I, the Meal of Jubilance, am quite bored, I thought I would add my thoughts on the matter.
While one cannot deny the magnitude of the power of the Melon, we must consider the strength of Evan's sexiness. Is it not possible that the sexiness could, in fact, counter the force of the Melon so that, if nothing else, the sexiness would still linger?
Let's make a comparison. Using the popular Harry Potter as an example, we know that Lord Voldemort was powerful enough to kill essentially anyone. In fact, he succeeded in all of his murderous attempts, EXCEPT for Harry. Something about Harry was stronger than Voldemort. Strong enough to reduce the darkest of wizards to something that was hardly alive. Could not the Aryan sexiness of Evan be compared to Harry? Or may the Melon itself also have too much sexiness of its own to be counteracted? It is difficult to say. This is something that I myself may have to ponder, perhaps indefinitely.
hahahahahhaa. interesting point of view there, mizzle. if my sexiness were that potent, i would be a lucky one indeed. but i think it is not, or at least it is not at the level of harry potter. PERHAPS my sexiness would remain in some form, or a mere shadow of such would linger in a corner of the billiard room, but i dont think that a force like melon's head can be diminished. to bring in another comparison, his head is like the Fae in the Cold Fire trilogy by CS Friedman. it is all around us, ever present, and essentially omnipotent. we as humans can do little to control it but by means of an ultimate sacrifice to alter its directional flow. in melons head we can see reflected and manifested all of men's fears and subconscious insecurities. what might would it take to harness such a power (so erratic and potent that is simply MUST be tidal fae) if not the gentle touch of a woman to calm the surge of such transient vigor?
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While one cannot deny the magnitude of the power of the Melon, we must consider the strength of Evan's sexiness. Is it not possible that the sexiness could, in fact, counter the force of the Melon so that, if nothing else, the sexiness would still linger?
Let's make a comparison. Using the popular Harry Potter as an example, we know that Lord Voldemort was powerful enough to kill essentially anyone. In fact, he succeeded in all of his murderous attempts, EXCEPT for Harry. Something about Harry was stronger than Voldemort. Strong enough to reduce the darkest of wizards to something that was hardly alive. Could not the Aryan sexiness of Evan be compared to Harry? Or may the Melon itself also have too much sexiness of its own to be counteracted? It is difficult to say. This is something that I myself may have to ponder, perhaps indefinitely.
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