It’s good to be back in kolkata, even though I was greeted with the customary, yet ever disheartening, "kali! You’ve put on weight!" amma always tries to reassure us, saying that it’s a conversation starter-"what else will they say?" she says- when our relatives point out that we look worse than we did when they last saw us. welcoming my ass. rasik ( Read more... )

my ideal orgy- the threesome of absolute bliss and ecstasy- would consist of wild mustang, chocolate b, and mouth of da south.  that shit would be insanely hot don't try to deny it.  we'd do it on the dusty trails of the old west, do it while absorbing the cool off the cement of a parking deck, and do it in the depths of an indian jungle, under the ( Read more... )

since none of us are going to be seeing each other for a very long time, everybody has taken it upon themselves to try to get into everyone else's pants.  i love it i'm not gonna lie, maybe because i can finally have my way with crazed emotionally stunted weirdobut....the kids are running rampant and the damn hookups are ( Read more... )

i went to the dentist the other day and his ass had a damn booger in his nose. i'm sitting there unable to extricate myself from the grip of the nurses and there he is hovering over me-so all i can do is either look up the overly made-up nurse's pointy country nose and see flecks of foundation or turn to the left and contemplate the booger that ( Read more... )

calculo?
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what?? ap tests? ap spanish?!
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oh honey i am now realizing the beauty that is having a car.  of course the first thing i did when i got my license was park illegally in daniel's neighborhood.  what an idiot

move over bitches kali has her damn license. never thought it could happen did ya? DID YA? well fuck all'a y'all bc i have a car and who cares if it smells like grandma
...we in india, the motherland, have an age-old tradition of rebirth, where since the ages of the bejeweled rajas we emulate what a future karmic cycle might bring in its ( Read more... )

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let me just tell you my prom date was fucking hot as hell.  i just...wow...it makes me sooo happy i think i'm gonna cry. not only do we totally get along, my date really knows where i'm coming from- i could be stupid and make sex jokes and dance like a rapist, straddle other guys and still the date didn't care.  and the best part...we ( Read more... )