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box_in_the_box June 10 2009, 23:41:14 UTC
Yeah, that's ... not good.

Then again, to be fair, Whiplash is really NOT a villain who translates well onto a movie screen, because in terms of a) powers and b) what moviegoers expect to take at least SLIGHTLY seriously, a guy whose weaponry revolves around whips is arguably right around the same level at Stilt-Man.

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kali921 June 11 2009, 00:11:38 UTC
HEY NOW. He used bolas, too! I'm just trying to picture what gleamy, high tech enhancements that Favreau could do for Whiplash, and frankly? CapeFear!DeNiro!Whiplash is NOT what I had in mind, you dig?

I can only think of ONE cool scene that Favreau could get out of a character like Whiplash, and that's when he hits Tony with the supercharged whips and makes Tony's armour go BOOM CRASH. Otherwise? Nothing.

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box_in_the_box June 11 2009, 00:26:16 UTC
Whiplash is one of those villains like Captain Boomerang, that encourages writers to devote a lot of time to exploring his psyche and trying to find some personality "hook" to him (and in the case of Boomerang, at least on the Suicide Squad, succeeding quite well), simply because the gimmick that's the source of the character's "powers" is such shit. Problem is, Whiplash never got the benefit of any such decent character-building writing - even Kurt Busiek couldn't think of anything better to do with the character than put him in gimp-wear and turn his whips into flexible lightsabers, and Kurt Busiek can improve ANY character.

It's sad when I'm thinking that even a Yellow Peril racist stereotype like the MANDARIN would have been a better choice.

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kali921 June 11 2009, 00:36:44 UTC
Madame Masque. She would have been AWESOME in this, running around and cleverly outwitting Tony. Smart, capable, relentless, a master strategist, a team player when she needs to be, etc.

If only.

Also, I just had to do a spam challenge to post a comment on my OWN JOURNAL, and the recaptcha text? "Amazon Stan."

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dandycat June 10 2009, 23:41:47 UTC
Do. Not. Want.

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kali921 June 11 2009, 00:09:19 UTC
Even Scarlotti in is Blacklash persona would be preferable! God, at least then we'd have the cracky costume!

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timjr June 10 2009, 23:43:37 UTC
You know, the only thing about that pic that bothers me is the mustache.

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kali921 June 11 2009, 00:08:45 UTC
So, Mark Scarlotti is supposed to be a brilliant engineer in very good physical condition. This? This looks like De Niro in Cape Fear.

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timjr June 11 2009, 00:12:51 UTC
Well, I already remember reading he was going to be some hybrid of Whiplash and Crimson Dynamo. So really, he's his own beast, right now.

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kali921 June 11 2009, 00:15:51 UTC
WHICH Crimson Dynamo? Dude, there's, like, TWELVE of them! Literally. I don't really see the need to hybridize them, either. This gets filed under the "heeeeyy, I got an idea, let's sew Deadpool's mouth shut!" school of Rampantly Bad Ideas. The Crimson Dynamo alone is enough of a foil for Tony, although in the FIRST Iron Man film we had a tech-based villain, so really, it's redundant to have a techy-armoured villain in the second film. Tony's got other people in his arsenal of villains - what about Madame Masque? THAT'S who should be in this film.

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frankie23 June 11 2009, 00:01:04 UTC
I'm just disappointed they dropped the gimp mask...

... )

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kali921 June 11 2009, 00:07:52 UTC
Wow. I keep forgetting how entirely kinky his costume really is.

Out of ALL of Tony's C- and D-list villains, WHY MARK SCARLOTTI? WHY?

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lyssie June 11 2009, 00:19:00 UTC
*snigger*

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kali921 June 11 2009, 00:39:30 UTC
At least it's his REAL BODY. No sculpted plasticene abs-airbrushed-on suits like in Watchmen!

Dude, WHAT is with the prison tats, though? I guess they're RUSSIAN prison tats.

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outlawpoet June 11 2009, 00:59:41 UTC
The tats and the fact that he appears to be at some sort of NASCAR track are killing me over here.

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