At this point, with rare exceptions, every time Marvel opens its mouth to talk about the state of women and female characters in the industry, I instinctively tense up, because I know that my soul is going to hurt by the time I get two sentences in.
Let's start off with Soul-Crushing Failure #1:
Megan Fox tapped to play She-Hulk in upcoming film.
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And I can never decide if I love Nic Cage or just want to set him on fire or both or in what order.
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BWAH! AhahaAHAahaha. I too vacillate between those two impulses. I know the feeling.
I wish a woman writer had been given this Marvel Diva project. THEN it might have been interesting. But at least it's a gay writer! Because then there might be shopping! /sarcasm
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Sucks that they're dragging Monica and Firestar into all this.
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Aaaand time to get another cuppa tea. And a towel.
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You laugh, but considering the fact that Marvel has flat-out told retailers that IT'S THE RETAILERS' FAULT that NuSpidey isn't selling well, I don't think we can underestimate their stupidity. From the top down, Quesada's Marvel is so inherently, incurably misogynistic that I think they'd LITERALLY RATHER GO BANKRUPT than EXPAND their audience (or even their PROFITS) by dropping their wannabe-fratboy atmosphere.
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*sighs*
*sits and whimpers*
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Oh my God, there is so much wrong with that cover - the cover alone! - that I don't even know where to start.
Fuck you, Marvel. Fuck you sideways with a rusty iron fucking dildo, and while we're at it: dear Nick Cage and Joe Quesada, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET AWAY FROM MY HEROINES. DO IT NOW.
There is not enough booze in the world, I swear.
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Aaron Stack leaves Nextwave and gets to go wear fake mustaches and guzzle beer in the Ms. Marvel book and then gets to go slaughter zombies and sex up Jocasta in Marvel Zombies.
Monica gets shunted off to Marvel Divas.
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I mean, poor, poor Felicia is coming off far worse on this cover as far as art goes - above the hips, Monica is not awfully-drawn - but, but... Monica. Beautiful, wonderful, tough-as-nails and snarky as the entire cast of The West Wing put together Monica.
I have not sadfaced this hard at comics in a long time.
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