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kali921

Successful and protracted conjoining and its consequences.

Jan 27, 2009 11:49

So, members of the flist. I am about to pose to you a long overdue query pertaining to one of the many outcomes (or perhaps "by-product" is more accurate) of sustained conjoining of two human bodies when just the right kind of pleasurable chemistry and friction are consistently applied. Indeed, this is a question for the ages, and it's high time we ( Read more... )

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kali921 January 27 2009, 22:43:05 UTC

I'll watch it when I get home tonight. ZOMG, what's the current release date post settlement for the film?

timjr January 27 2009, 22:44:35 UTC

I think they still have the same release date. But now Fox gets to be a whore and steal money from Warner Brothers, even though all they did was, you know, not make a movie.

Or something.

kali921 January 27 2009, 22:54:21 UTC

Money for not making a movie. I know. How do we get into this racket? How do we get money for, I dunno, not fomenting anarchy and not robbing banks? Isn't there a pyramid scheme for this somewhere? The inherent profit to be found in total social inertia?

timjr January 27 2009, 22:57:02 UTC

Well you know, there are government subsidies for not growing crops...

kali921 January 27 2009, 23:04:28 UTC

Let's write a grant proposal, you and me. "In exchange for the paltry sum of $375,000 per annum, we the undersigned declare that we shall expressly abstain from the following:

1. Buying any line-wide crossover event published by Marvel Comics between the date of execution of this Agreement and December 31st, 2009.

2. The growing of any cultivar, variety, or species of Finnish fingerling potatoes on American soil.

3. A military invasion of Tonga.

4. Selling Karl Rove into slavery in Sub-Saharan Africa.

5. Knocking over the Great Wall of China."

Etc., etc.

timjr January 27 2009, 23:13:37 UTC

6. Building two scale replicas of the Epcot Center by the base of the Washington Monument.

That sort of thing. Yes. :D

kali921 January 27 2009, 23:17:51 UTC

7. Affixing "Men at Work" signs to the forehead of Nicolas Sarkozy.

8. Covering the state of Indiana in mayonnaise.

timjr January 27 2009, 23:51:18 UTC

9. Sending coloring books to the soon-to-be-established George W. Bush Presidential library.

10. Seeing movies starring Keanu Reeves.

kali921 January 28 2009, 00:02:03 UTC

11. Eating of pickled pig feet or of any other pork cured in brine.

12. Slow dancing with Shia LaBeouf.

13. Speaking in a Hungarian accent during Fashion Week without provocation.

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