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Title: SunChips
Author: kalexico
Pairing, Character(s): Naya Rivera.Heather Morris
Rating: PG
Word Count: 894
Summary: Naya, Heather and Dianna are going through the gifts Naya received at an AT&T meeting. They get goofy over a bag of SunChips.
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A/N: This was prompted by an anon at a forum. Basically, Anon A bought Naya a bag of SunChips and gave it to her at an AT&T meeting because Naya mentioned in an interview on afterellen.com that she loved SunChips. Anon B said that Heya would probably eat it together under a blanket. Anon C then said that Dianna would be taking pictures to tweet. Anon D said: "Somebody write this!" So I wrote it. It's neither long nor good, but I had my fun.
Obviously I don't know the Glee cast. I've never met any of them, the words they speak below are completely invented by me, they're made up - you get the drill.
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Naya, Heather and Dianna are lying on the giant bed. This is one of the nicest hotels they've spent the night at on tour. They're all tired from the show, having given the very best of themselves again. For once, Heather didn't want to go out but instead preferred to spend time with her best friend and Dianna.
Naya told Telly this was going to be a girl's night, so he wasn't invited - no offense. Telly tried to come up with excuses, but had finally resigned and texted Kevin as he left the room.
Naya and Dianna are watching Heather as she's going through all the presents the fans brought with them to the AT&T meet & greet. She squeals in delight all the time, the resemblance to a kid on Christmas morning is striking.
“Naya, this stuff is just crazy! And all those nice letters! Your fans are so cool!”
“A lot of Naya's fans are your fans as well,” Dianna points out. “It's like Brittana, really. To a lot of fans, the two of you come together.”
Heather and Naya share a knowing look.
“You and Lea got your fanbase as well,” Naya teases. “But yeah, I do get the awesome presents. I mean, look at this - someone got me a bag of SunChips! It's amazing how they remember the little details. There was also a great letter taped to it.”
“SunChips!” Heather claps her hands. “Come here, Nay.”
Naya scoots closer until they're lying side by side. Heather grabs the bag of SunChips as Naya throws a blanket over them. Dianna is sitting at the end of the bed, tapping away on her phone.
Naya eagerly opens the bag and grabs a handful. She moans in delight at the taste. “So good.”
Heather pretends a shudder is not going down her spine at the sound of that moan. She grabs a few as well, holding one back and waiting until Naya finished her first helping.
“Wait!” she exclaims as Naya reaches to grab some more. The brunette turns to her and frowns her eyebrows, her eyes conveying a very clear message: Are you seriously trying to keep me away from my SunChips?
“Open your mouth,” Heather demands. Naya rolls her eyes and obeys her friend. Proudly, Heather puts a chip in her mouth. “Good girl!”
“You're such a goof, Hemo,” Dianna laughs. “The fans would have a field day if they saw this.”
“We're just sharing a bag of SunChips, though,” Heather shrugs. “It's no big deal.”
“Watch this,” Dianna says as she takes her camera. She sets it to video mode. “Okay, the camera's rolling.”
“Hi!” Heather says cheerfully, looking into the camera. “I'm Heather and this is Naya, she's my best friend. Dianna is filming us right now. We're not really doing anything. We're just eating SunChips.”
Heather turns to Naya and feeds her another chip. Naya eats it happily. The blonde turns back to the camera. “As you can all see, Naya's whipped. She might look tough as Santana, but Nay really is a big dork.”
Naya decides to take over for a bit. “Thank you for these, by the way. I love SunChips, it's really cool that you got them for me. I read the letter as well. Actually, I want to thank all my fans for the awesome gifts I've been receiving and all the beautiful art out there. I'm really overwhelmed, it means a lot to me.”
“This is president Rivera speaking, guys,” Dianna jokes. “Don't forget to vote for her again in four years! She will change your lives.”
“If Naya's the president, who will be the First Partner?” Heather wonders.
Naya smiles, proud at her best friend for succesfully adapting the habit of speaking gender neutrally.
“Well, in honour of Brittana, you can be First Lady, Heather.”
“Oh, that'd be cool! We totally got our costumes for Kevin's next party. Kevin's parties are always costume parties,” she explains to the camera.
“The presidential couple on a regular night, together in bed,” Dianna announces in a news anchor's voice. Naya snuggles closer to Heather, wrapping her arm around her friend. Without having discussed it, they simultaneously wave at the camera.
“We hope to see you at one of the next concerts,” Naya says, then yawns. “But the presidential couple is very tired after a day's hard work. Thanks again!”
“We love our fans!” Heather adds quickly.
“Back to the studio,” Dianna says, staying in character. She then shuts the camera off. She grabs her laptop and takes the memory card from the camera, inserting it in the computer.
“Okay, I'm going to upload this to Twitter.”
“Don't freak out, Heather. Twitter won't hurt you,” Naya jokes before Heather can show any sign of her famous Twitterphobia.
They chat for a little while. Finally, Dianna hits enter. “Okay, it's out there. Let's see how long it takes.”
Soon enough, they're reading the load of tweets Dianna is getting about the video. They laugh at a lot of them, some are a bit creepy. After a while, they're all tired.
“You know, you were right, Nay. Trolling is fun.”
Fin.
Author: kalexico
Pairing, Character(s): Naya Rivera.Heather Morris
Rating: PG
Word Count: 894
Summary: Naya, Heather and Dianna are going through the gifts Naya received at an AT&T meeting. They get goofy over a bag of SunChips.
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A/N: This was prompted by an anon at a forum. Basically, Anon A bought Naya a bag of SunChips and gave it to her at an AT&T meeting because Naya mentioned in an interview on afterellen.com that she loved SunChips. Anon B said that Heya would probably eat it together under a blanket. Anon C then said that Dianna would be taking pictures to tweet. Anon D said: "Somebody write this!" So I wrote it. It's neither long nor good, but I had my fun.
Obviously I don't know the Glee cast. I've never met any of them, the words they speak below are completely invented by me, they're made up - you get the drill.
______________
Naya, Heather and Dianna are lying on the giant bed. This is one of the nicest hotels they've spent the night at on tour. They're all tired from the show, having given the very best of themselves again. For once, Heather didn't want to go out but instead preferred to spend time with her best friend and Dianna.
Naya told Telly this was going to be a girl's night, so he wasn't invited - no offense. Telly tried to come up with excuses, but had finally resigned and texted Kevin as he left the room.
Naya and Dianna are watching Heather as she's going through all the presents the fans brought with them to the AT&T meet & greet. She squeals in delight all the time, the resemblance to a kid on Christmas morning is striking.
“Naya, this stuff is just crazy! And all those nice letters! Your fans are so cool!”
“A lot of Naya's fans are your fans as well,” Dianna points out. “It's like Brittana, really. To a lot of fans, the two of you come together.”
Heather and Naya share a knowing look.
“You and Lea got your fanbase as well,” Naya teases. “But yeah, I do get the awesome presents. I mean, look at this - someone got me a bag of SunChips! It's amazing how they remember the little details. There was also a great letter taped to it.”
“SunChips!” Heather claps her hands. “Come here, Nay.”
Naya scoots closer until they're lying side by side. Heather grabs the bag of SunChips as Naya throws a blanket over them. Dianna is sitting at the end of the bed, tapping away on her phone.
Naya eagerly opens the bag and grabs a handful. She moans in delight at the taste. “So good.”
Heather pretends a shudder is not going down her spine at the sound of that moan. She grabs a few as well, holding one back and waiting until Naya finished her first helping.
“Wait!” she exclaims as Naya reaches to grab some more. The brunette turns to her and frowns her eyebrows, her eyes conveying a very clear message: Are you seriously trying to keep me away from my SunChips?
“Open your mouth,” Heather demands. Naya rolls her eyes and obeys her friend. Proudly, Heather puts a chip in her mouth. “Good girl!”
“You're such a goof, Hemo,” Dianna laughs. “The fans would have a field day if they saw this.”
“We're just sharing a bag of SunChips, though,” Heather shrugs. “It's no big deal.”
“Watch this,” Dianna says as she takes her camera. She sets it to video mode. “Okay, the camera's rolling.”
“Hi!” Heather says cheerfully, looking into the camera. “I'm Heather and this is Naya, she's my best friend. Dianna is filming us right now. We're not really doing anything. We're just eating SunChips.”
Heather turns to Naya and feeds her another chip. Naya eats it happily. The blonde turns back to the camera. “As you can all see, Naya's whipped. She might look tough as Santana, but Nay really is a big dork.”
Naya decides to take over for a bit. “Thank you for these, by the way. I love SunChips, it's really cool that you got them for me. I read the letter as well. Actually, I want to thank all my fans for the awesome gifts I've been receiving and all the beautiful art out there. I'm really overwhelmed, it means a lot to me.”
“This is president Rivera speaking, guys,” Dianna jokes. “Don't forget to vote for her again in four years! She will change your lives.”
“If Naya's the president, who will be the First Partner?” Heather wonders.
Naya smiles, proud at her best friend for succesfully adapting the habit of speaking gender neutrally.
“Well, in honour of Brittana, you can be First Lady, Heather.”
“Oh, that'd be cool! We totally got our costumes for Kevin's next party. Kevin's parties are always costume parties,” she explains to the camera.
“The presidential couple on a regular night, together in bed,” Dianna announces in a news anchor's voice. Naya snuggles closer to Heather, wrapping her arm around her friend. Without having discussed it, they simultaneously wave at the camera.
“We hope to see you at one of the next concerts,” Naya says, then yawns. “But the presidential couple is very tired after a day's hard work. Thanks again!”
“We love our fans!” Heather adds quickly.
“Back to the studio,” Dianna says, staying in character. She then shuts the camera off. She grabs her laptop and takes the memory card from the camera, inserting it in the computer.
“Okay, I'm going to upload this to Twitter.”
“Don't freak out, Heather. Twitter won't hurt you,” Naya jokes before Heather can show any sign of her famous Twitterphobia.
They chat for a little while. Finally, Dianna hits enter. “Okay, it's out there. Let's see how long it takes.”
Soon enough, they're reading the load of tweets Dianna is getting about the video. They laugh at a lot of them, some are a bit creepy. After a while, they're all tired.
“You know, you were right, Nay. Trolling is fun.”
Fin.