Bro. Nobody asked you to call the store for me. Bruh.

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Me, while cooking dinner: I either lost my phone at Trader Joe's, or else it's in the car. But I can't call it, because I killed it at Trader Joe's

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I posted to LiveJournal again.

It's been coming up (LJ has, I mean) more and more this year, and I started thinking about using it again. And it occurred to me that this was a better place for this post than Facebook.

DRAG THIS CLUELESS JACKANAPES PLEASE