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Title: Unexpected
Summary: Yamato knows. Sakura knows, but she was kinda hoping for something else.
Characters: Kakashi, Sakura, Yamato
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own.
"Tenzou." Sakura's soft voice came from behind him.
The man up looked up from his paperwork, taking a swig of coffee, to see that she was shifting from one foot to another and holding her stomach nervously. "Yes dear?" he said quickly, an unspoken request to get it over with quickly so he could get back to his paperwork. Sakura tried not to smile at that, but she did anyway. She never figured Yamato would be one for pet names, in fact, apart from Kakashi, he was the last person she expected to use pet names.
The kunoichi looked out the window, unwaivering.
"If you're not going to tell me, I'm going to get back to work." Yamato gave her a minute to decide. When she didn't speak, he turned back to his work. "Okay then," he began, hand grasping for his cup of coffee. "I guess I'll never-"
"I'm pregnant."
Yamato promptly choked on his coffee, which got all over his finished paperwork and none of his unfinished, and stood up. "What?" he asked incredulously.
Sakura made a face. "I'm pregnant-"
"Yeah, I know, I heard you, but shouldn't you be telling Kakashi this?"
Her brow creased as her eyebrows joined together. "Well, why - how do you know it's Kakashi's?"
Tenzou remained silent for a moment before turning to her and giving her a pointed look. "Sakura, you know that clones or whatever I am can't... that we can't..." he trailed off again. Exhaling a heavy breath, he continued, "I'm sterile. You know that."
Sakura sighed to herself, "I know." she admitted, "but I was kinda hoping that... maybe... it would be yours." she paused, "I know it sounds stupid, and illogical because I'm the doctor and I know that science trumps hope every time, but it was nice to pretend." Sakura slapped a hand to her forehead. That wasn't even the truth! And she sounded like an idiot saying that. "I mean, I wouldn't mind having your children, Tenzou."
Tenzou smiled to himself at the thought. "You want to have my babies?"
Sakura scoffed at him. Of course he would word it like that, of course he would. "Yes," she admitted, tone now in a full-on deadpan, showing that she was clearly not amused anymore. "I want to have your babies."
"And not Kakashi's?" he paused, "Why are you telling me again?"
Sakura sputtered, "No-no! Of course I want to have Kakashi's babies, too, but I knew that it would hurt you since you can't... you know, make your sperm work properly - anyways, I just thought that you should hear it first." Inner Sakura snorted.
"Well... if you're not opposed to it, I wouldn't mind doing the other option. However, it's not as nearly as pleasant as the natural way."
The pinkette giggled and placed herself in Tenzou's lap. "We could always pretend that it was done the natural way, you know, like... right now?"
He grinned at her before pulling her down onto the couch with him. "I would definitely not be opposed to that-"
"Ah, Kouhai, macking on my woman again, I see?" Kakashi: cock-blocker extraordinaire, even when he will probably be involved.
Sakura would have totally started stuttering if it weren't for the fact that they were all in a relationship. Sakura immediately hopped off Yamato to give Kakashi a hug. "Back from grocery shopping, wife?" Sakura chirped happily, trying to take the bags from Kakashi, but was stopped by Yamato, who took them instead.
Kakashi gave him a look, to which he just shrugged and walked off into the kitchen. Even stranger, Sakura didn't say anything about it. Were they planning to elope somewhere without him? The Copy Nin's attention turned back to Sakura, however, when she kissed him on the cheek and pulled him to the couch.
"There's something I have to tell you," she began seriously.
Oh god, they were going to elope without him! And he probably walked in on the final negotiations. He knew they were acting weird -
"I'm pregnant!" she beamed up at him happily.
"Er..."
"You okay, Kakashi?" Sakura asked, hand reaching up to touch his forehead.
"Yeah, I'm - I'm..." he trailed off. Sakura. Pregnant. His baby. Like. In nine months or so. "... gonna faint - well that's rather pathetic-"
The medic-nin would have totally laughed if he hadn't just hit his head. Sakura quickly removed his mask to make sure he was dying, so she didn't have to kill him herself, because he was obviously not happy about having a kid. Sakura sniffled; great, she was going to cry.
Yamato was happier than him, stupid man, can't even - all murderous thoughts stopped short when Sakura realized that Kakashi was smiling. And drooling, but that didn't matter.
Sakura smiled and pressed a kiss to his forehead, "Sleep tight, wifey."
Summary: Yamato knows. Sakura knows, but she was kinda hoping for something else.
Characters: Kakashi, Sakura, Yamato
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own.
"Tenzou." Sakura's soft voice came from behind him.
The man up looked up from his paperwork, taking a swig of coffee, to see that she was shifting from one foot to another and holding her stomach nervously. "Yes dear?" he said quickly, an unspoken request to get it over with quickly so he could get back to his paperwork. Sakura tried not to smile at that, but she did anyway. She never figured Yamato would be one for pet names, in fact, apart from Kakashi, he was the last person she expected to use pet names.
The kunoichi looked out the window, unwaivering.
"If you're not going to tell me, I'm going to get back to work." Yamato gave her a minute to decide. When she didn't speak, he turned back to his work. "Okay then," he began, hand grasping for his cup of coffee. "I guess I'll never-"
"I'm pregnant."
Yamato promptly choked on his coffee, which got all over his finished paperwork and none of his unfinished, and stood up. "What?" he asked incredulously.
Sakura made a face. "I'm pregnant-"
"Yeah, I know, I heard you, but shouldn't you be telling Kakashi this?"
Her brow creased as her eyebrows joined together. "Well, why - how do you know it's Kakashi's?"
Tenzou remained silent for a moment before turning to her and giving her a pointed look. "Sakura, you know that clones or whatever I am can't... that we can't..." he trailed off again. Exhaling a heavy breath, he continued, "I'm sterile. You know that."
Sakura sighed to herself, "I know." she admitted, "but I was kinda hoping that... maybe... it would be yours." she paused, "I know it sounds stupid, and illogical because I'm the doctor and I know that science trumps hope every time, but it was nice to pretend." Sakura slapped a hand to her forehead. That wasn't even the truth! And she sounded like an idiot saying that. "I mean, I wouldn't mind having your children, Tenzou."
Tenzou smiled to himself at the thought. "You want to have my babies?"
Sakura scoffed at him. Of course he would word it like that, of course he would. "Yes," she admitted, tone now in a full-on deadpan, showing that she was clearly not amused anymore. "I want to have your babies."
"And not Kakashi's?" he paused, "Why are you telling me again?"
Sakura sputtered, "No-no! Of course I want to have Kakashi's babies, too, but I knew that it would hurt you since you can't... you know, make your sperm work properly - anyways, I just thought that you should hear it first." Inner Sakura snorted.
"Well... if you're not opposed to it, I wouldn't mind doing the other option. However, it's not as nearly as pleasant as the natural way."
The pinkette giggled and placed herself in Tenzou's lap. "We could always pretend that it was done the natural way, you know, like... right now?"
He grinned at her before pulling her down onto the couch with him. "I would definitely not be opposed to that-"
"Ah, Kouhai, macking on my woman again, I see?" Kakashi: cock-blocker extraordinaire, even when he will probably be involved.
Sakura would have totally started stuttering if it weren't for the fact that they were all in a relationship. Sakura immediately hopped off Yamato to give Kakashi a hug. "Back from grocery shopping, wife?" Sakura chirped happily, trying to take the bags from Kakashi, but was stopped by Yamato, who took them instead.
Kakashi gave him a look, to which he just shrugged and walked off into the kitchen. Even stranger, Sakura didn't say anything about it. Were they planning to elope somewhere without him? The Copy Nin's attention turned back to Sakura, however, when she kissed him on the cheek and pulled him to the couch.
"There's something I have to tell you," she began seriously.
Oh god, they were going to elope without him! And he probably walked in on the final negotiations. He knew they were acting weird -
"I'm pregnant!" she beamed up at him happily.
"Er..."
"You okay, Kakashi?" Sakura asked, hand reaching up to touch his forehead.
"Yeah, I'm - I'm..." he trailed off. Sakura. Pregnant. His baby. Like. In nine months or so. "... gonna faint - well that's rather pathetic-"
The medic-nin would have totally laughed if he hadn't just hit his head. Sakura quickly removed his mask to make sure he was dying, so she didn't have to kill him herself, because he was obviously not happy about having a kid. Sakura sniffled; great, she was going to cry.
Yamato was happier than him, stupid man, can't even - all murderous thoughts stopped short when Sakura realized that Kakashi was smiling. And drooling, but that didn't matter.
Sakura smiled and pressed a kiss to his forehead, "Sleep tight, wifey."