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Title: Apologize
Summary: Kakashi shoots Sakura. It's kinda funny. AU.
Pairing: KakaSaku
Rating: T
Disclaimer: lol, no.
"What - what the hell!" Sakura spat, clutching her leg like it was on fire; when it reality, it was just kinda sore.
Kakashi looked at her with an impassive eye, "It's just a flesh wound." he drawled.
At this point in her anger cycle, Sakura would be throwing him against the wall, but now she was just gaping her mouth open like a fish. "Just a flesh wound? Just a flesh wound?! You - you-" she threw a bandage that he handed her onto her leg, "-you shot me!"
"I grazed your leg with a bullet - I did not shoot you."
Sakura would have totally marched over to him and slapped him silly if her leg didn't feel like it was going to fall off. "You didn't - you did shoot me, you ass! So what would you call this?" she asked, gesturing to her wounded leg, and Kakashi winced.
It was an accident, really, it was. Okay, it wasn't. It was either Sakura's life or Sakura's leg, and Kakashi decided that he preferred most of Sakura as opposed to none of her. "A flesh wound."
"This is not a flesh wound! It's a bullet hole - in my skin - on my leg - I'm bleeding. I'm actually bleeding."
Hatake Kakashi whipped a hand over his face, "Sakura... you'll be fine."
"Fine? FINE?" she yelped, "I will not - hey, what are you doing?"
Kakashi didn't answer her at first, instead, he continued to wrap her leg in the bandages the right way as she continued to complain about it. "I'm wrapping your leg up - be grateful."
"You shot me!" she yelled, enraged.
"I didn't shoot you, I grazed your leg with a bullet."
"Yeah!" she screeched, "With a bullet!"
"Yes, but I didn't shoot you."
She shoot him an incredulous look. "Oh, so, what do you call this?"
"I... grazed one of your appendages with a bullet. By accident."
"Okay, so what's this?" And then she fired at him.
Kakashi flinched away and kicked the gun out of Sakura's hand. Sakura smacked him as a reply. "You tried to kill me!" he retorted.
"No, I almost accidently, grazed you WITH A BULLET."
"Okay, I see your point." He crawled back over to her, still wary that she might chop his head off with a chair, and arranged her arms around his neck so he could carry her out. "But you still fired at your superior." Cue the flailing, screaming and demanding that he put her down. "Although, I suppose I could let it slide since you are injured."
"Damnit straight, you ass."
"Don't push it, Sakura."
Summary: Kakashi shoots Sakura. It's kinda funny. AU.
Pairing: KakaSaku
Rating: T
Disclaimer: lol, no.
"What - what the hell!" Sakura spat, clutching her leg like it was on fire; when it reality, it was just kinda sore.
Kakashi looked at her with an impassive eye, "It's just a flesh wound." he drawled.
At this point in her anger cycle, Sakura would be throwing him against the wall, but now she was just gaping her mouth open like a fish. "Just a flesh wound? Just a flesh wound?! You - you-" she threw a bandage that he handed her onto her leg, "-you shot me!"
"I grazed your leg with a bullet - I did not shoot you."
Sakura would have totally marched over to him and slapped him silly if her leg didn't feel like it was going to fall off. "You didn't - you did shoot me, you ass! So what would you call this?" she asked, gesturing to her wounded leg, and Kakashi winced.
It was an accident, really, it was. Okay, it wasn't. It was either Sakura's life or Sakura's leg, and Kakashi decided that he preferred most of Sakura as opposed to none of her. "A flesh wound."
"This is not a flesh wound! It's a bullet hole - in my skin - on my leg - I'm bleeding. I'm actually bleeding."
Hatake Kakashi whipped a hand over his face, "Sakura... you'll be fine."
"Fine? FINE?" she yelped, "I will not - hey, what are you doing?"
Kakashi didn't answer her at first, instead, he continued to wrap her leg in the bandages the right way as she continued to complain about it. "I'm wrapping your leg up - be grateful."
"You shot me!" she yelled, enraged.
"I didn't shoot you, I grazed your leg with a bullet."
"Yeah!" she screeched, "With a bullet!"
"Yes, but I didn't shoot you."
She shoot him an incredulous look. "Oh, so, what do you call this?"
"I... grazed one of your appendages with a bullet. By accident."
"Okay, so what's this?" And then she fired at him.
Kakashi flinched away and kicked the gun out of Sakura's hand. Sakura smacked him as a reply. "You tried to kill me!" he retorted.
"No, I almost accidently, grazed you WITH A BULLET."
"Okay, I see your point." He crawled back over to her, still wary that she might chop his head off with a chair, and arranged her arms around his neck so he could carry her out. "But you still fired at your superior." Cue the flailing, screaming and demanding that he put her down. "Although, I suppose I could let it slide since you are injured."
"Damnit straight, you ass."
"Don't push it, Sakura."