"You can't hide from gravity!"

[kajivar]

So, Sunday night was part one of Impact. Oh. My. God. The pain, the pain.

Now, one of the qualities of good disasterporn (at least in my opinion) is some little bit of plausibility. It could happen. Okay, you're bending the laws of physics quite a bit (run from the cold, run!), but maybe, just maybe, it could somehow happen. Massive blizzards

Comments

[loresinger]

I could not stop laughing at this review!

As a fellow Disaster Porn fan, I appreciate the post!

[kajivar]

The sad thing is, you know I'll be watching the second half. ;)

[malinaldarose]

Once they get to the moon, they'll have Wesley realign the sensor array to reverse the polarity....

Damn. Wish I'd known that was on, I'd've skipped Merlin for it.

[kajivar]

You can still catch part two next week! :)

[malinaldarose]

Without having seen part one? Surely that's blasphemy or sacrilege or something.

[kajivar]

Let me sum up.

Ooooh. Aaaaah. Ohhh. Oh! Oh @#$%*&! *thunk* Aiyee! No, it's OK, the Moon's orbit is stable, really. Oh, things are floating? Maybe not. OK, yeah, you're right, the Moon is going to hit the Earth in 39 days. DUN DUN DUN!

There, insert some meaningless character development and molestation of science, and now you've seen part one. ;)

[kittycat22]

Is it fundamentally wrong that this post makes me want to watch this movie?

I think I have severe issues.

[kajivar]

Make sure you have booze! :D

[kajivar]

"Take a drink every time they rape science" will get you drunk pretty quickly!

[sage_and_sea]

God I love your DisasterPorn reviews.

[kajivar]

Hee! Thank you! I'll have part two Sunday night. :D