TWILIGHT UNCANON DRABBLE-A-THON

[kaiwynn]

LET'S DO THIS.

(This idea, by the way, was shamelessly stolen from fated_addiction and her epic RPF post of win.)

So, let's get straight to the point.

Comment to this entry with a drabble.

Here's the catch: it has to be centered around a non-canon ship (like Alice/Edward, for instance), which is a relationship that could never, ever happen in the books

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sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[terra]

JUST FYI, I WILL TOTALLY DENY WRITING THIS--

Charlie isn’t sure why the he finds himself pressed against Carlisle’s skin, only that his hands are tasting marble and the doctor’s prettier than his wife. He moves through the rough cotton sheets like someone starved for rain, sirens blaring in his mind-wheeoo, wheeoo, wheeoo. There’s no familiar territory here but there’s nothing hard about it neither. Clothes are piling on the floor, his gun-belt hanging from the bedpost.

From the corner he can see the moonlight checkered through the curtains, hear the creak of the wheelchair as Billy watches them through the dark.

Re: sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[kaiwynn]

OH MY GOD FLAIL.

ADG;KHDASKHGADLHADG

FLAILFLAILFLAIL

ERKHGDS,BHGLDSKJGHLSEKGH

BILLY IS SUCH A VOYEUR.

i am going to squish you until you cannot breathe, because you're that amazing. ♥

Re: sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[terra]

I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.

OIAHSFOF ASF A:ODF A:SKFH AD is pretty much my reaction as well.

Re: sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[kaiwynn]

THIS. IS. AMAAAZING.

you should post this everywhere just to see fandom's reactions. haahah.

Re: sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[terra]

SOMEDAY, EVERYONE WILL SHIP IT. EVERYONE.

Re: sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[kaiwynn]

SHALL WE TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH OUR FIRST-GENERATION TWILIGHT FIC?

(I BELIEVE THIS WILL BE THE FOURTH ARMY I AM A PARTICIPANT IN?)

Re: sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[sunni_sideup]

MY BRAIN IS TWITCHING. I love the gun belt. XD Wonderful touch.

Re: sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[terra]

THIS WAS THE CRACKIEST THING I COULD THINK OF. Hahah, the gunbelt was the only thing I remembered about Charlie at first.

Re: sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[terra]

I BLAME YOU AND YOUR LINKING THIS MEME FOR THIS, YOU KNOW.

Well, I mean, who wouldn't want to watch??

Re: sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[ex_rydia911]

DAMMIT ALEX I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS. I AM EQUAL PARTS AMUSED AND CREEPED OUT. WELL DONE.

Re: sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[terra]

I BLAME TWILIGHT FANDOM, Y'ALL ARE INSAANE.

YOU KNOW YOU SHIP IT-- IN YOUR *SECRET* PLACE.

Re: sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[ex_rydia911]

I KNOW. YOU NEED TO EMBRACE THE INSANITY - IT'S HIGHLY ENTERTAINING.

ALEX, I HAVE WRITTEN JACOB/CHARLIE BEFORE. THAT IS MY OTP, SRY2SAY. YOUR VOYEURISTIC OT3 FALLS SHORT.

Re: sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[terra]

YOU LIE. THOUGH NO WONDER CHARLIE WAS ALWAYS PUSHING JACOB ON BELLA.

Re: sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[ex_rydia911]

I NEVER LIE!

CHARLIE WAS FEELING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ALL THE LEG HUMPING.

Re: sirens blaring in his mind- charlie/carlisle/billy- R

[terra]

WELL, I MEAN, I WOULD BE TOO. Man, I don't like dogs D: