TWILIGHT UNCANON DRABBLE-A-THON

[kaiwynn]

LET'S DO THIS.

(This idea, by the way, was shamelessly stolen from fated_addiction and her epic RPF post of win.)

So, let's get straight to the point.

Comment to this entry with a drabble.

Here's the catch: it has to be centered around a non-canon ship (like Alice/Edward, for instance), which is a relationship that could never, ever happen in the books

Comments

Re: he alway hated ann rice - mike/rosalie - pg

[kaiwynn]

WHOA.

What is with these people, making me love Mike/Rosalie? I think your Newton!love has something to do with it. But maaaan...when he falls, he falls hard, doesn't he?

Re: he alway hated ann rice - mike/rosalie - pg

[kaiwynn]

Of course! It makes total sense.

Re: he always hated ann rice - mike/rosalie - pg

[inksplotched]

Mike had a crush on everyone, probably, but I'd bet money that Rosalie or Alice held his eye before Bella came to town.

This was cute. The last line made me giggle.

Re: he always hated ann rice - mike/rosalie - pg

[inksplotched]

Not to insult your man, but I'll just phrase it this way - I bet you'd have a clear shot.

I just wrote Mike/Bella angst in this point. What.

Re: he always hated ann rice - mike/rosalie - pg

[inksplotched]

Everyone is too good for that Mary Sue. It's why I ship Jacob/Leah and Edward/Tanya.

Re: he always hated ann rice - mike/rosalie - pg

[inksplotched]

part of why i love them so much. too much sugar in twilight. i need some slice.

the above is not a typo.

Re: he always hated ann rice - mike/rosalie - pg

[whomever]

Mike is so cute! <3 I could actually see Rosalie being attracted to Mike, just for his sheer human-ness.

Re: he always hated ann rice - mike/rosalie - pg

[whomever]

Ditto. (:

Re: he always hated ann rice - mike/rosalie - pg

[ex_absolute]

Oh another Mike/Rosalie!

Yay!

Re: he always hated ann rice - mike/rosalie - pg

[bluesunsets]

There are no words to describe this. This is absolutely amazing. I absolutely love the last lines:

Hook, line, sinker, as they say.

She doesn’t have a lunch tray.

(Girls, he thinks.)

(Truth is, she already had bear for lunch.)

You've made me appreciate Mike more than ever. :)