AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. I'm gonna be SO late for work but this is a work of staggering genius; I love it when future!characters are contrasted with present!characters. Especially the cognitive dissonance of Professor X and keg stand. HEE HEE
I love the disconnect between 60's Charles and Modern Charles. There's a good bit of that in my longer fic where Charles, Erik and Raven get de-aaged and are at the mansion, dealing with the modern x-men.
This fic needs a not safe for class warning. Because differential equations are nothing to laugh hysterically at. And yet "Thor was witnessed chasing a particularly large squirrel across the lawn, shouting, “Stop and face your death with honor.”" and "Cyclops probably would have had a stroke if anyone used the words Professor X and keg stand in the same sentence, let alone seen it happen." result in exactly that.
oh, bless. I now have the image of Sean and Alex sitting starry-eyed at the feet of Thor as he teaches them how to quaff properly. And Hulk smashing puny Schmidt. :pats Tony and Steve and Erik and Charles on the head:
:coughs surreptitiously: Can we have the sequel where the Avengers return to the future and discover it's now a bit... different since there was no divorce? And bring photo and video evidence of what Prof X was like to induce Scott-strokes?
:) Sean and Alex would totally be all over the idea of chugging drinks, then smashing the mugs. Thor would be all, "But I thought that wasn't done here?" and Sean would be, "We're bringing it back!"
LOL, you know Tony has a few cameras tucked away in his Ironman suit...and he'd totally be the one to torture Scott. "Oh look, here's one where you can see Charles hand on Erik's ass...oh, and here's him after he and Thor had a drinking contest....."
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In my mind, Thor is sort of a big, happy golden retriever, so it mad absolute sense for him to be chasing squirrels.
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I love the disconnect between 60's Charles and Modern Charles. There's a good bit of that in my longer fic where Charles, Erik and Raven get de-aaged and are at the mansion, dealing with the modern x-men.
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YOU WRITE BLUSH OF YOUTH THE FIC OF THE EPIC TIMEY-WIMEY WIBBLY-WOBBLY AWESOMENESS??!
WOULD IT BE AWKWARD IF I DECLARED MY UNDYING LOVE FOR YOU? YEAH, IT WOULD? OKAY, WELL SORRY, I'M DOING IT ANYWAYS 'CUZ YOU ROCK.
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*HUGS* Aw, thank you!
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Thor's assimilation into the Sean vs. Squirrel battle seems to be a particular hit.
Glad you liked it!
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oh, bless. I now have the image of Sean and Alex sitting starry-eyed at the feet of Thor as he teaches them how to quaff properly. And Hulk smashing puny Schmidt. :pats Tony and Steve and Erik and Charles on the head:
:coughs surreptitiously: Can we have the sequel where the Avengers return to the future and discover it's now a bit... different since there was no divorce? And bring photo and video evidence of what Prof X was like to induce Scott-strokes?
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LOL, you know Tony has a few cameras tucked away in his Ironman suit...and he'd totally be the one to torture Scott. "Oh look, here's one where you can see Charles hand on Erik's ass...oh, and here's him after he and Thor had a drinking contest....."
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<3
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