THE UNWANTED REALITY
Hello, Henber stans! You’re reading this because you have survived the end of the world. LOL! This is my Christmas gift to all of you! This is the crack story I was telling you about in one of TPD updates. Since it’s Christmas and this season is sort-of associated with fantasy, I made a fantasy Henber story. LOL! Warning: This is a very long and cracked story, I’m sorry. >_< You'll read a giggling Eunhyuk here. For reference, please watch the Khuntoria episode in WGM where he appeared. ^_^
I have also created a master list of my stories! There are some Henber fanfics that I didn’t post on henberger community page. You’ll find it in the list. ^^
Happy Christmas! Let’s all sing “Someday at Christmas” together! LOL! Enjoy and spread the Henber love~! ^^
THE UNWANTED REALITY
(by kaijin-taichou)
Rating: PG or K+ (just to be safe)
Characters: Henry, Amber, Eunhyuk, f(x)
Pairing: Henber; HenryxAmber
Genre: Comedy; Crack; Fantasy; One-shot
Summary: The acts of an unwanted reality: Being Amber’s dog
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Act 1: The food scene.
Henry just stared at his food. He tasted some. Surprisingly, it was delicious. However, he just couldn’t eat it. He looked at his boyish friend who was savoring the taste of her clubhouse sandwich. They are in f(x)’s dorm. However, Amber’s members have schedules so she and Henry basically own the dorm today. The violin boy wanted that sandwich and not a dog food.
*flashback*
Henry must be the unluckiest person alive at this moment. All he needed was a bottle of water! He started his day early. At 7 am, Henry and Eunhyuk were already practicing the dance of their new song from their new album. The other members of Super Junior - M have other schedules so they couldn’t join the anchovy and the hamster.
He saw their choreographer, opening a bottled water. Since Henry was so thirsty, he asked the choreographer if he could have it. Then he just saw one of the coordinators in SM Entertainment, stopping him from drinking the bottled water. However, it was too late, he drank the water until the last drop. Henry asked the lady coordinator why she was stopping him from drinking it.
“That drink is only for oppa! You’ll find out later!” the coordi cried. Her face was horrified. Henry, Eunhyuk and the choreographer looked at her with confused faces.
Now, he knows why she stopped him. The bottled water was really intended for the choreographer. He swore, his Hyukjae-hyung lost ten years of his life when he saw what happened to Henry.
Minyoung was trying her best to explain what happened to one of KPop industry’s best idol members. She just turned Henry fucking Lau into a dog! A Yorkshire Terrier. Eunhyuk held the cute puppy.
“That drink is for Junho-oppa. I asked an old lady to create it for me because I want to teach him a lesson for cheating on me-“
“Hey! I didn’t cheat on you!” The choreographer named Junho retorted. Before the two ex-lovers argue more, Eunhyuk stopped them.
“So, when will Henry return to his human form?” the dance machine asked while stroking Henry the Dog’s head.
“The ahjumma said about a day to one week. I can’t tell the specific time. He will just return to his normal body. I’m sorry.” The coordinator bowed her head.
“Then what are we going to do now?” Henry asked.
Eunhyuk threw the dog on the floor. Junho jumped from his seat.
“T-the… H-henry… D-dog… J-just… T-talk…” a scared Eunhyuk said.
Minyoung sighed. “Well, a yes and a no. Whoever saw him transform can hear Henry-ssi talk and that’s three of us. Aside from us, people will just hear him barking.”
“So can you understand me? You hear what I’m saying?” Henry the Dog asked. Eunhyuk slowly picked him up.
“Scary but yes,” the anchovy answered.
“I’ll talk to that ahjumma and give you the details right away,” Minyoung said.
“Good. But please, I hope this thing is just between us four,” the dog said. The coordinator and the choreographer nodded. Eunhyuk felt he was going crazy. A talking dog, for heaven’s sake.
“Henry-yah, can… can you still sing?” Eunhyuk curiously asked his dog-dongsaeng. As curious as his hyung, the violin master started singing Perfection.
“OMO! You can still sing!” Hyukjae exclaimed. He has definitely gone mad. A talking and singing dog!
Then they heard a knock. The three people and the dog looked at each other.
The door opened and a boyish girl appeared. Amber bowed at them.
“Eunhyuk-oppa, did you see Henry- OMO! You have a dog?!” She excited ran to Eunhyuk and looked at the dog.
“Uhm… yeah… a fan who visited mom’s store gave it to me,” Eunhyuk lied while Amber played the dog’s chin.
“Really? What is its name?” she asked, smiling at the dog.
“Henry,” Eunhyuk smirked.
“What the hell, hyung? Can’t you be more creative?” Henry asked but in reality, he was just barking. Amber laughed.
“You named your dog after Henry? Why?”
“Uhm… didn’t you notice his cheeks?” Eunhyuk had to make an excuse. The boyish girl looked at dog then frowned. But she just nodded anyway, clearly not understanding Eunhyuk’s logic.
“Speaking of Henry, where is he?” Amber sat down on the floor, in front of Eunhyuk and grabbed Henry the Dog. Eunhyuk looked at Minyoung and Junho.
“He already went outside. You didn’t see him? He said he needs to run some errands for his friends, his housemates?” Hyukjae said anxiously. He regretted mentioning Henry’s friends from Berklee because they are also close to Amber.
“Ohhhh. Well, he said he wants me to accompany him to the gym this weekend. I don’t know if it will push through,” the lady rapper said while absentmindedly stroking the dog’s head. Henry the Dog was enjoying it as his eyes were closed.
Eunhyuk noticed the two. A ghost smile formed on his lips.
“Would you like to borrow Henry first?”
“Borrow Henry?” A confused Amber said. Henry the Dog opened his eyes and glared at his hyung. Eunhyuk just grinned at him. If he didn’t hear him talk and sing a while ago, a glaring dog would have scared him.
“I mean, the dog. Since Min and her miss A members borrowed your dogs for a MV,” the dance machine explained.
“Oh! Yes. I miss Jack-Jack and Princess,” she pouted. She lent her dogs to her friends for their newest MV. Her precious pets are in Ilsan for two weeks.
“Then take care of Henry for me,” the older guy said. Amber’s face brightened. She pulled out her phone from her pocket then placed Henry the Dog on her lap.
“Henry, smile!” She told the dog as she took a photo of him. Henry just looked at her and her phone. Actually, he was giving his friend a what-the-hell-are-you-doing look.
“Cute!” Amber exclaimed. Henry laughed at her Amber’s aegyo-ness, which in reality, he barked happily. Then Amber handed her phone to Eunhyuk.
“Oppa, take a picture of us,” she asked him. She lifted the dog and smiled at the camera. However, Eunhyuk had something in mind.
“Amber-ssi, why don’t you put your nose on his nose?” he said.
“Hyung! Why are you like this?!” Henry yelled at him. Knowing that Amber was just hearing barks and not the actual sentence, Hyukjae ignored him.
The f(x) member lifted Henry the Dog and put her nose on his nose. If it’s possible for a dog to sweat, he was definitely sweating. And if it’s possible for a dog to blush, his dog form was definitely blushing.
Henry could hear Eunhyuk’s “Hihihi” giggle before he said 1, 2, 3.
Amber immediately looked at the photo. She was very satisfied with the outcome.
“I’m gonna tweet this…. Caption? Hmmm… with…” she said while typing. “Henry… the… dog… sorry… if it’s… not… Snoopy. LOL… There!”
Eunhyuk had to thank Kyuhyun for some of his evil lessons.
*End of flashback*
Henry wasn’t sure if he was wearing puppy eyes but he bravely walked to Amber and started biting her slippers. The lady rapper noticed him. She looked at Henry’s dog food then looked at him.
“You don’t want those?” she asked sweetly. Henry asked himself if his boyish friend is this sweet to her dogs. He just barked then looked at her sandwich. The androgynous girl understood him immediately. She tore her sandwich and gave it to Henry. The (former) violin master was touched when Amber didn’t just put his food on the floor. She brought it to his mouth. The two savored the clubhouse sandwich.
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Act 2: Surrounded by the girls scene
Henry was peacefully sitting on Amber’s lap while the boyish rapper was solving her Rubik’s cube when he heard the door bell. Amber put him on the couch carefully then ran to open the door. The four other members of f(x) arrived.
“Eonni, you got a new dog?” Sulli asked as she saw Henry the Dog. Henry looked at the girls and greeted them. Of course, all they heard was his barking.
“Nah, that’s Eunhyuk-oppa’s dog,” she answered as she and Luna sat on the couch. Luna held the dog and stroked his hair. Sulli went to her room.
“Oppa has a dog?” Victoria shouted from the kitchen.
“Yes. It was given by a fan,” Amber answered back, also shouting. Sulli reappeared and sat beside Luna. She grabbed Henry the Dog, however, Luna held the Yorkshire Terrier closer to her.
“Hey! That is not your dog! Give it to me!” Sulli pouted.
“I’m still playing with… with… Amber-eonni, what is the name of this dog?” Luna asked. Krystal went to the living room, holding the apples Victoria pealed.
“Henry,” Amber replied.
Krystal let out a “Ohhhhhhhh” upon hearing the name. Amber glared at her. The younger Jung ignored her. She placed the plate on the center table and sat between Luna and Sulli.
“Well, at least this dog is way cuter than Jack-Jack and Princess,” the maknae commented as she suddenly grabbed Henry from Luna.
“HEY!” Amber, Luna, and Sulli shouted in unison. Henry thought his eardrums exploded.
“What?” Krystal asked the trio.
“I was holding him. How dare you stole him from me?” Luna pouted.
“I saw him first!” Sulli frowned.
“Jack-Jack and Princess are cuter!” Amber protested. Krystal rolled her eyes then laughed.
“Stop fighting,” Victoria warned as she made her way to the living room. The four girls talked simultaneously, telling their complaints. Henry never thought the f(x) girls were like this. He laughed at them and their cuteness. However, he was just adding to the noise as he ended up barking.
“YAH!” The leader shouted. Luna, Sulli, Krystal, Amber, and Henry shut up.
“Good. You’re giving me a headache. You’re too noisy,” Victoria said then she sat beside Amber. She looked at the plate. However, the apples were gone. She looked at the boyish girl.
“Amber, we are six here, including your dog. Did it occur to you that we might want to eat apples as well?” Victoria told her. Amber smiled sheepishly at her.
“Go to the kitchen and cut apples for us,” their pretty leader commanded. Amber stood up hastily and ran to the kitchen. Henry laughed (barked) at her.
“How did she manage to eat those apples that fast?” Sulli wondered. Then Victoria noticed Henry the Dog and agreed with Krystal that he is much cuter than Amber’s dogs.
“I’ll ask Hyukjae-oppa if I can have him,” the Chinese said as she patted the puppy’s head.
If being a dog means being surrounded by these gorgeous ladies, Henry might not want to go back to his former self.
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Act 3: The Shower Scene
Henry noticed Amber was calling someone again on her phone. She was frowning so hard. Clearly, his friend was annoyed. It was because of him. Amber has been calling him for the nth time since they arrived in her dorm.
Amber decided to leave a message to him. “Hey, dude! Are we still going to the gym this Saturday? Where are you? Call or send me a SMS right away.”
She looked at the dog, who was on her bed and smiled. “Look, they love our picture!” She showed him her Instagram page. Their photo has 5,000+ likes and 1,200+ comments.
The lady rapper stretched her arms upwards then she jokingly smelled her armpit.
“I stink! Ewww!” she exclaimed.
“You stink? You smell perfect, dude,” Henry commented. In reality, it was “Arf! Arf! Arf!”
“I know, I need to take a bath,” she misunderstood him. Amber stood up. Then she suddenly took off her hoodie in front of Henry the Dog.
Henry froze and his eyes widened as he watched Amber stripped off her black printed t-shirt right before his eyes. He looked at Amber’s upper body. She was still wearing her sports bra but still…
She is only wearing a bra and her pants. Henry thought.
The (ex) Super Junior maknae gulped. He scolded himself for still staring at his friend’s body. He never thought her body was this… gorgeous and sexy.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Henry?! That’s Amber! She is your closest friend! She is like your sister! She is your best friend. She is a woman. She is just wearing her bra and soon she might remove as well her pants. Holy shit! He told himself.
Henry clearly saw the tattoo on her back. Every boy and girl would love to trade places with him right now. He didn’t know why he wasn’t closing his eyes yet. The Canadian (former guy) dog’s eyes were even following Amber as she walked around her room, choosing the clothes she should wear.
After deciding, the boyish girl removed her ponytail and grabbed her towel. For some reason, the ponytail removal played slowly in Henry’s mind.
Then Amber noticed that the puppy was staring at her.
“You like what you’re seeing?” she asked Henry the Dog. “Am I sexy?”
Henry wondered if dogs do have bulge moments. “Amber, stop talking to me like that. Please,” he said which if interpreted in reality, he just barked.
Amber grinned. “Really? I’m sexy? Aigoo~ You perverted dog! No wonder that fan gave you to Eunhyuk-oppa.”
She was about to go to the bathroom when she went back to Henry.
“I wonder if Eunhyuk-oppa has given you a bath,” she told him.
No! She’s not…
“I’ll give you a bath first! Let’s shower together,” she said, to Henry’s horror.
“NO!! PLEASE!! JUST TAKE A BATH ALONE!! I AM HENRY!! I AM NOT A DOG!! I BEG OF YOU, AMBER! MY MIND’S BEGINNING TO IMAGINE NAUGHTY THINGS!!” Henry cried. He then jump off her bed. He didn’t know how he did it but he succeeded. He was running around Amber’s room.
Unfortunately, the American-Taiwanese girl only heard angry barks.
“Now I know why you were named after Henry. You hate showers,” Amber commented as she chased the dog. After some time, she successfully captured Henry.
“Since you are a perverted dog, I’ll let you take a bath with me,” Amber said, holding Henry the Dog tightly as they went inside her bathroom.
Henry the Dog barked endlessly, which could be interpreted as “NO! Leave me alone! We can’t shower together!!”
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Amber placed her newly-adopted-not-knowing-it’s-Henry dog on her bed with just a towel wrapped on her body. Water was still dripping from her hair. She patted Henry the Dog’s head and told him, “Good boy,” then returned to the bathroom.
The (ex) music genius lost his blood and soul inside the bathroom. Henry saw everything Amber has. He just died and the angels are ready to accompany him to heaven. No. The devils are dragging him to hell. How could he face his friend when he returns to his normal self? They maybe friends but he is still a man. After the bathroom incident, Henry will never ever doubt that Amber is a woman. Never. Ever. Ever.
After a while, Amber returned. She was wearing a white shirt and a knee-length pants with a towel wrapped on her head. However, it didn’t help Henry as his eyes and mind failed to register these clothes. Henry shook his head to remove the images from the bathroom inside his head. He miserably failed.
The lady rapper grabbed her cellular phone. The (ex) violin boy heard the other line was ringing. Amber put the phone on speaker as she was busy fixing the dog shampoo she used on Henry. Then the other line picked up her call.
“Eunhyuk-oppa! Did Henry contact you already?” Amber asked as she organized her dog stuff.
“Not yet. But he will, don’t worry. How is everything? How is Henry the Dog?” Eunhyuk asked.
“Did you name him after Henry because he didn’t want to take a bath? I had to chase him all over my room!” Amber complained.
The other line laughed. “But did you catch him?”
“Yes. We took a bath together,” Amber reported gleefully.
“What?! You took a bath together? You and Henry?! I mean the dog?!” The porn king’s voice was filled with excitement.
“Yup. I set up my bathtub so he could swim,” she laughed.
Henry could tell that his hyung was grinning from ear-to-ear.
“Amber-ssi, can I talk to that dog?” Eunhyuk asked. Amber laughed again and complied. She put her phone on her bed, in front of Henry.
“Your real boss misses you,” the boyish girl said then left and went to the bathroom.
“HYUNG!!” Henry cried.
“Tell me what you saw! You pervert!” Hyukjae inquired.
“Everything, hyung! The images of her keep on appearing in my head! It is wrong because she is my friend and-“
“You didn’t close your eyes?! Wait until Donghae finds this!” Eunhyuk exclaimed.
“As if Donghae-hyung will believe you that I turned into a freaking dog! And for your information, I want to close my eyes. However, it won’t cooperate! My eyes were mesmerized by the view! She removed her clothes in front of me, hyung!! Right before my eyes!! All of her clothes!” Henry said desperately.
“Of course she will. She thinks you’re a dog so she is innocent while you, on the other hand. You are indeed a pervert. You should watch porn movies with us sometime. I’ll tell Changmin to set up a projector for us,” the anchovy teased.
“Hyung! Stop kidding! This is an emergency! I can’t face Amber because my mind is ripping off her clothes!” Henry wanted to cry. This was not the reality he wanted. He heard Amber turning off the faucet so he warned Hyukjae. “Hyung! Amber is coming!”
The boyish girl heard Henry the Dog barked intensively while she was inside the bathroom so she didn’t hear what Eunhyuk was telling the puppy. She went out of the bathroom, holding a hair dryer.
“Okay, you lucky dog. To what extend did you see?” the Super Junior’s dance machine needed to ask this so he used the word “dog,” hoping Amber wouldn’t notice that he could understand Henry’s barks.
Before Henry could (bark) answer, Amber answered the question.
“He saw my hidden tattoos, oppa,” she laughed as she sat down on her bed and placed Henry on her lap. She heard Hyukjae laughed so hard. The rapper couldn’t understand why he was laughing like that but she just ignored him. Her Super Junior-oppas are weird in their own respective ways.
“Anyway, Eunhyuk-oppa. Where do you think Henry went to?” she said.
“Don’t worry too much, Amber-ssi. I think he’s in paradise now. Enjoying a perfect view,” he answered. Amber didn’t understand what he was saying. However, the dog on her lap perfectly knew that his hyung was teasing him.
“Alright, oppa. I’ll just text Henry’s friends from US. Thank you,” then she hung up. She plugged the hair dryer and started drying Henry’s fur.
Henry’s mind is torn now. If being a dog means seeing Amber naked every fucking day, would he like it or not?
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Act 4: The Bed Scene
Henry was staring at Amber as the rapper laid down on her bed, looking at her phone. She was waiting for his call. However, how could he talk to her? He is now a dog.
The lady rapper rolled over her bed then her phone rang. The idol-turned-into-dog lifted his head. It wasn’t his call she was waiting for. He sighed. Amber sat down and answered her phone.
“Hey, Gen! Wazz up?” Amber said. So it was his Berklee friend, Gen.
“What? He’s not yet home?... No, I haven’t seen him… Did you try to contact him?... Oh… So he doesn’t answer your call as well?... Eunhyuk-oppa said he left the building because he had to run errands for you, guys… I see… Should we call the police?....” Henry heard how worried her voice was.
“Alright… But if he doesn’t call us by tomorrow, I’ll talk to the agency and report it to the police… Okay… Yes, same here. Give me a call if Henry contacts you… Thanks… Yes. Good night.” Then she hung up, sighing.
Amber saw Henry the Dog looking at her. She smiled at him. The boyish girl on her pajamas stood up and went to the puppy, who was lying on Jack-Jack and Princess’ “bed.”
“You’re also worried about Henry?” she asked him.
“You don’t have to worry about me, okay? Aside from being a dog, I’m alright,” he told her. But again, for Amber, he was just barking.
“Yes, I know, you are really worried.” She misunderstood his barks again, for countless times. Amber picked up Henry, walked to her bed then put the dog down on her bed. She laid down beside him.
“Are you sleeping beside Eunhyuk-oppa?” she asked the dog. But she wasn’t looking at him. Her eyes were fixed on her phone while she was typing an incredibly long text message. The novel-length text message was for him. After sending the message, Amber tried to call Henry’s phone again.
“Argh! Henry!! Do you want me to die worrying about you?! Just tell me if you’re safe or what, dude! Answer your damn phone, Lau Xianhua!” she yelled at her phone. Henry was surprised because firstly, she called him with his Chinese name and secondly, her eyes were all watery and threatening to cry.
He couldn’t blame her. Amber was sickly worried about him. Henry was basically missing. If Amber fails to contact him as well, he would also be as worried as her like now.
Henry snuggled closely to his friend’s waist. This was his only way to comfort her, which Amber clearly understood.
“Thanks, Henry,” Amber hugged his dog form. “I hope Henry will contact us tomorrow. Good night, sweetie,” she told the dog, kissing his nose. Henry knew if he was in his real form, he was as red as a tomato.
“Good night, Amber. I’ll be back soon so please don’t worry too much,” he said. As Amber heard him bark, she put her phone on her bedside drawer, stroked his hair, and slowly closed her eyes.
Henry watched and waited for Amber to fall asleep.
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Act 5: The licking scene
Henry didn’t want to lick Amber’s face, he swore. He had no choice. He already barked, which if translated, he said, “Amber! Hey! Wake up! You’re having a nightmare, dude!” However, the American-Taiwanese didn’t move and continued grunting.
His dog form also tried to nudge her with his nose. Nothing happened. It was when Amber said, “Henry, don’t leave us, please” when he decided to lick Amber’s cheek, to wake her up. A tear fell on her cheek. The (former) real maknae panicked and felt guilty. Up to her sleep, she was still worried about him.
Then the f(x)’s lady rapper moved, to Henry’s relief. However, she suddenly faced him, hence, he accidentally licked her lips. In human world, it was normal. In current Henry’s world, it was not. He just licked her lips. It was like kissing her. Then he heard her moan. Not good. Holy shit, Amber. Stop.
However, Henry suddenly felt weird, just like after he drank that water. He was returning into his normal body. When the transformation was completed, the former dog blushed. His face was very close to Amber. She was still moaning.
Henry rolled out of Amber’s bed. Then he saw himself in the mirror. He was wearing nothing. The violin master panicked. How would he get out of Amber’s room and f(x)’s dorm? He slowly opened Amber’s closet, looking for something to wear.
Luckily, he found some of her oversized-shirts and gartered loose shorts. He had an inner debate with himself if he should wear one of Amber’s underwear. Henry decided to just go on commando as Amber’s undergarments were too small for him.
Henry slowly walked to Amber’s bedside table to send a message to his Eunhyuk-hyung that he returned to his normal human body and he needed to fetch him in front of f(x)’s dorm. After it was sent, he immediately deleted it from the sent items.
Borrowing Amber’s LA cap as well as a pair of sunglasses, Henry crawled out of the boyish girl’s room and the girl band’s dorm.
After hearing a door closed, Amber suddenly woke up.
“Oh my gosh. Thank God everything was a dream!” she exclaimed.
Amber looked at the ceiling and exhaled. “I don’t know what was the weirdest part of that dream. When I found Henry lying lifeless or when…”
She laid flat on her stomach and screamed on her pillow. “Dear Lord, I kissed Henry in my dream! He’s your friend, you idiot Amber! Argh!” Amber said, blushing.
“Maybe Henry the Dog was just licking my face. Just like my dogs when they wake me up. Why did Eunhyuk-oppa name you Henry?” she sighed. The female rapper looked at her bed. However, she didn’t see the puppy.
“Henry? Henry? Where are you?”
She looked everywhere. However, Amber couldn’t find the dog.
“What’s with the people and animals named Henry? Why do you keep on disappearing?!” She shouted angrily. Amber was about to throw her pillow to the door when Sulli suddenly opened it.
“Woah, eonni! What are you doing?” Sulli asked her. The older woman smiled sheepishly then dropped her pillow.
“Nothing. Eunhyuk-oppa’s dog is missing-“
“What?! Oh no! UMMA! VICTORIA-UMMA! EONNI!!” Sulli ran away from her room. When she returned, the other members were with her.
“Hyukjae-oppa’s dog is missing?” asked Victoria.
“Oh no! Someone went inside our dorm and kidnapped the poor puppy!” Luna exclaimed.
Amber looked at her members, perplexed. “What are you talking about?”
“You didn’t hear the door closed a while ago? That’s why Sulli checked your room. We thought you went outside,” Krystal explained.
The lady rapper bit her lips. Is it possible that Henry the Dog was abducted? She grabbed her phone. Henry the violin boy hasn’t contacted her yet and now Henry the Dog was stolen from them. She decided to call SJ’s dance machine.
“Yobeoseyo?” the other line greeted.
“Uhm. Oppa…” Amber started. The other girls sat beside her.
“Amber-ssi, why?” the American-Taiwanese noticed Eunhyuk’s worried voice.
“Eunhyuk-oppa, Henry’s missing…” she told him.
“No. He’s not. I’m actually on my way to fetch him at yo… Oh! There he is...” Then the dance machine laughed. Amber heard Hyukjae’s car door closed as the older guy commented, “What the hell are you wearing, Henry?”
“Henry’s with you?” she asked. However, her band mates suddenly bombarded her with questions.
“He found the puppy?”
“Henry who? The dog or the real one?”
“Where are they?”
“What happened to Henry?”
Then Amber heard Henry spoke, “Stop laughing. I don’t have any choice!”
“Oppa, give your phone to that idiot!” she demanded.
“Someone wants to talk to you,” Eunhyuk told Henry.
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Henry’s hands were shaking. He didn’t know what to say to Amber. Well, he could tell his friend that he already saw everything underneath her clothes. The violin boy decided to play it cool.
“Hey, Amber!” he said.
“HEY AMBER?! THAT’S IT?! HEY AMBER?! WE COULDN’T CONTACT YOU THE WHOLE DAY YESTERDAY AND NOW YOU’LL JUST TELL ME, HEY AMBER?!” the f(x) rapper shouted.
Eunhyuk thought his phone was on speaker. He heard every word Amber yelled. Henry panicked.
“I’m sorry, dude. I just needed to run erra-“
“IS THAT ERRAND SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU COULDN’T MANAGE TO ANSWER OUR CALLS AND TEXT MESSAGES? WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY? WHO'S WITH YOU?! DIDN’T YOU KNOW THAT YOUR HOUSEMATES WERE ALL WORRIED ABOUT YOU?! THAT I’VE BEEN BUGGING THEM AND EUNHYUK-OPPA ALL DAY LONG YESTERDAY IF YOU HAVE CONTACTED THEM?!” Henry thought he was talking to his mother. However, the f(x) maknae was thinking otherwise.
Henry heard Krystal, “You sound like a jealous girlfriend… no, wait. You are like an angry housewife, scolding your husband, Amber-eonni.” Then the line went off.
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Act 6: The aftermath scene
Henry and Eunhyuk were looking at the five members of f(x) inside the rehearsal room. They were explaining what happened to Henry the Dog. They all thought he was stolen and worried that strangers could just come inside their dorm. The girls have already requested to change the locks of their doors.
“But he was sleeping on my bed! I mean, did the dognapper went inside my room and stole him?” the American-born rapper panicked.
While Victoria, Luna, Krystal, and Sulli were all worried that a stranger might have had entered Amber’s room, Eunhyuk’s eyes widened.
“You… you let Henry… I mean, the dog sleep beside you?” he asked Amber.
Henry wanted to facepalm. How corrupted Lee Hyukjae’s mind is, he will never know.
“Yeah. You trained him well, oppa. He goes to the bathroom whenever he needs to pee or poo,” Amber told his hyung.
“Of course, he’s well-mannered! He was named after me,” Henry boasted. However, the lady rapper ignored the young composer.
Amber wasn’t talking to Henry ever since the girl group arrived. Eunhyuk noticed Amber’s cold shoulder over his dongsaeng so he invited the girls for a coffee, courtesy of the vending machine. (“Oppa, honestly, can’t you buy us some decent coffee?” Krystal asked the dancing machine.)
As Amber was about to step out of the room, Eunhyuk suddenly closed the door and locked it from the outside.
“Eunhyuk-oppa!” Amber called him.
“I won’t open this door unless you two are okay!” he answered back then left with the sniggering four f(x) members. Amber sighed and faced Henry.
“Start talking,” the rapper told her Canadian friend.
“It’s hard to explain-“ Henry answered.
“Then I won’t talk to you for two weeks unless you tell me what happened,” Amber replied.
“Wow! Two weeks? Whatever happened to your Matthew 6:14-15 tattoo?” Henry asked.
“Well, I’ll forgive you but you have to tell me - HEY! HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT TATTOO?!” Amber yelled.
At that moment, Henry wished to the heavens above to miraculously transform him into a cute, little Yorkshire Terrier again or into any animal. A hamster will do.
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