Fuck you, I'm a pumpkin!

[kaidoh_kitty]

Title: Fuck You, I'm A Pumpkin!
Rating: PG-15
Pairings/People: Pinto
Word count: 786
Author: kaidoh_kitty
A/N: Some of the dialogue was stolen from a text conversation my brothers had. Yeah, I don't know what this either.

Comments

[amerasu1013]

“Oh, the wisdom of The Great Pumpkin.” Zach bowed to the orange blob.

Chris picked up a knife used to carve beings such as himself and waved it at Zach. “Watch it, pal.”

LMAO OMG HAHAHAHAAA!!
This was awesome! And the ending! OMG bb you are so amazing, lololol, I laughed so hard!! Hahaha I love you!

[kaidoh_kitty]

:'D I'm so glad you liked it, bb!

[amerasu1013]

I DID!!!
The only thing I'm wondering is why it didn't show up on my friends page. Good thing you were in the chat! ;-)

[kaidoh_kitty]

FFFFUUUUUU-- THAT KEEPS HAPPENING. I DON'T KNOW WHY. Oh, yes I do. Date out of order thing on my LJ. Hmmmm. No wonder I never get comments...

[kaidoh_kitty]

The devlol is in the details, mein freund.

NO, YOU. YOU ARE AMAZING. ALSO, THANK YOU, BB!

[medea_fic]

AND THEN THEY HAD SEX. Not Zoe and Kris, but Chris and Zach. No, they moved to the bedroom first, okay? Don’t look at me like that.

\o/ \o/

Although I wouldn't be opposed to Zoe and Kris either. Heh.

Poor Pumpkin!Chris. :D

[kaidoh_kitty]

I don't think many people would. Unf.

He's all gooey and seedy... Oh lord.

[littleboycalico]

:D OMG! AMAZING!!

“Chris... Wha--?” Zach looked up hazily at the carving knife stuck in the wall next to him as he groped his shredded costume.

Fumbling in his rather round costume, Chris pulled out a brand new bottle of ketchup “Shhhhh, dude just let it happen.”

I, I just, WHY IS ^THAT^ SO HOT??

AND THEN THEY HAD SEX. <--- And all was right in the world.

A+++++++++ LOVE THIS!! :D

[kaidoh_kitty]

You see, we all have secret messy kinks. Also, Chris' "just let it happen voice" is sexy.

I'M GLAD YOU LIKE, BB!