Dear Erica, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey under the bus and I saw you sit on your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that your smell makes me vomit. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car, Dmitry, as a memory. You should also know that I want your brother (yes, that one) instead of you and I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo. Go milk a cow, Jimbo
PS OH MY GOD I DID NOT EVEN ADD IN THAT PART ABOUT THE MLP. I EVEN WAITED SO I WOULD FORGET HOW TO DO THIS MEME AND BE UNABLE TO CHEAT. WICKED AWESOME. <3
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I saw the purple monkey under the bus and I saw you sit on your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand that your smell makes me vomit. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car, Dmitry, as a memory. You should also know that I want your brother (yes, that one) instead of you and I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Go milk a cow,
Jimbo
PS OH MY GOD I DID NOT EVEN ADD IN THAT PART ABOUT THE MLP. I EVEN WAITED SO I WOULD FORGET HOW TO DO THIS MEME AND BE UNABLE TO CHEAT. WICKED AWESOME. <3
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