New Rule.

[kafkadreams]

If you're a guy masturbating in my room and I don't know your name, you have to leave

Comments

[grepmaster]

Now maybe this is obvious, but have you gone to the doctor?

[djhawz]

What if he's masturbating you?

[mraustin]

This is your reminder to leave a stack of blank name tags and a Sharpie on your night stand.