from a Modern American Polytheist...
To the Computer Gods…
To Net, Goddess of the Network, I offer coffee and a Twinkie. May your Daemons do your bidding swiftly, and may my information travel easily, and may my internet connection be stable.
To Bin, God of Data and Software, and the bits that do his bidding, I offer Mountain Dew and Doritos. Let my information be safe and uncorruptable! Let my operating system work smoothly, be it Unix, Mac, Linux or Windows. If it is Windows, let me not be troubled by the blue screen of death.
To Pascal, God of Hardware, I offer beer and pizza. Let my hardware not crash, let my drives read correctly, let my mouse roll smoothly, and let my keyboard click away without failure.
To Gutenburg, God of Printing, I offer wine and a cookie. Let the product manuals be clearly written, and see that my printers run quickly, my prints look flawless, and the ink flows smoothly.
To Net, Goddess of the Network, I offer coffee and a Twinkie. May your Daemons do your bidding swiftly, and may my information travel easily, and may my internet connection be stable.
To Bin, God of Data and Software, and the bits that do his bidding, I offer Mountain Dew and Doritos. Let my information be safe and uncorruptable! Let my operating system work smoothly, be it Unix, Mac, Linux or Windows. If it is Windows, let me not be troubled by the blue screen of death.
To Pascal, God of Hardware, I offer beer and pizza. Let my hardware not crash, let my drives read correctly, let my mouse roll smoothly, and let my keyboard click away without failure.
To Gutenburg, God of Printing, I offer wine and a cookie. Let the product manuals be clearly written, and see that my printers run quickly, my prints look flawless, and the ink flows smoothly.