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[kabbes]

Horseriding on Sunday: my cantering continues to improve at a canter. Fortunately, I went first. This is fortunate because unfortunately, Charlotte's horse decided to buck her big time on her attempt and I'm not sure I'd have had the guts to have my go after seeing that. Certainly, the 8-year-old girl who was due to go next started crying at

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[kabbes]

Oh, it has to be the platoon. "Hold them down! And strike and strike and strike and strike...!"

[missfran]

HAHAHAHA! I just laughed out loud at the idea of you doing body combat with all these women! "Punch those arms!"

I hate exercise classes, mainly because they involve other people.

Alex and I once did a Judo class together. We were baaaaad. Also, people kept hitting me! I didn't like it.

[delphica]

And burmo is ... ? I'm always trying to increase my cultural competency here.

[kabbes]

... a word used apparently exclusively in North-East Wales. For ages, I thought Charlotte made it up. Recently, however, she claims it was in common use in her home town.

It's not widely known but there are times when only "burmo" is appropriate.

Think along the lines of "try-hard", "a bit sad" and "thinks they're pretty cool" and you're about there.

[anonymous]

Hooray for golf!

I reckon that the very fact that I would lose badly in an actual fight would potentially make me more likely to take a pretend fight-themed exercise more seriously. It's all pretend, what has one to lose? I mean, hell, you should see me plump the sofa cushions.

[tansu]

Oh cock, not logged in.

[kabbes]

But the sofa cushions are just begging for it. The fuckers.