Jorie,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it when I first tripped on sesame seeds at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're man enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your photo as
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds in your camping car and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men.
I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory.
You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about our friendship.
Go burn,
~C~
I thought this was hilarious!
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