sophia is gone for 2 months. i'm attempting to grow accustomed to a strange emptiness in my chest cavity.

this town is killing me.

LINK.

so. keep in mind i was getting paid to act like this. teehee. i had no idea i seemed so gay as a vulcan. (i'm towards the end in the clip.)

if you split the cost of the iraq war up amongst every citizen of the US, it would cost 1700$ a person.

i've got a jello biafra 7" from about 12 years ago or so called "die for oil sucker."

hey! heres the mp3.

LINK!

oh, it's about bush #1 era. teehee. the more I read the press the more I think we're fucked.

so they listen to Xtreme radio in the front office at my work, and every once in a while this insanely comically bad song comes on. I asked the secretary what it was and apparently it's "Audioslave." It's fucking hilarious. FUCKING HILARIOUS. let me see if I can find a link. I chuckle everytime it comes on ( Read more... )

so, I had a job interview with a gay porn company yesterday. they're going to pay me $5000 a shoot ( Read more... )

there was a time when I did not have all the answers. that time has passed. LINKdoes the fact that I really enjoy test icicles make me totally gay? I sure hope so, because I could sure go for a fat shlong right about now ( Read more... )

what I wouldn't give to have a unicorn cupping my breasts, nibbling gently on my shoulder....

dude, whilst at work, instead of working, I spent 3 hours doing css and making raptors dolphins unicorns and wizards. here is the end result.

BOREDOM IS LEET. i wanna record music and play synthesizer. thanks bye!

i just saw a tranny that looked like perry farrell in drag. it literally startled me. i'm fairly certain no one really reads this trash anymore. fuck a duck!!!

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