So, this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch.

The barman, being an observant sort of bloke, says “Do you know you’ve got a steering wheel attached to your crotch?”

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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried
piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be
covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
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A delightful email from a friend:

From the
UK The BaaaaaStuds are at it again, an
electrifying show of sheepherding skill!

When Scottish
Sheep Herders get bored-
click on below...I swear you won't believe it!http://link.brightcove.