Hookups and Emoticons [35]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [35/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
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Chapter 35: War and Hockey
December 8, Monday, 7:22PM
***Jaesicle has signed in
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Yo
Jaesicle: Chunface~
Chunderful: You interrupted me. I was composing, you know. Composing real legit shit
Jaesicle: Ahem
Chunderful: Sorry. Composing wonderful masterpiece shit
Jaesicle: *sigh* You and your mouth *sigh*sigh*
Chunderful: Hey, I don't need my mouth for music. All I need is my ears and the melodies in my heart and head~
Jaesicle: Oooooooh, you pick the absolute worst times to be so adorably sweet, ChunChun ^.^
Chunderful: Um thanks? =.=
Jaesicle: You're welcome, baby <333
Chunderful: ......
Chunderful: So what did you want to rant to me about?
Jaesicle: Rant?? I do not rant. >:o I simply express my dissatisfaction of other things to you, my best friend in the whole wide world, in a passionate and torrential way.
Chunderful: =_="
Jaesicle: Hmph! Well if you don't want to be around me, then just say it! I just figured you were different from all the other boneheaded, foul mouthed barbarians in this world I could've befriended. They're so annoying. >.< Like Kangin. I only dated him for a week and do you know the first date he took me on? A hockey game! A HOCKEY game!! Do you know how appalled I was?? How absolutely horrified???? The smell of sweat and saliva mixed with beer and testosterone just about made me want to throw up all the brain cells I could feel melting in my skull. And I kept asking him ever so nicely to take me home but he just kept screaming at the players who, if I do say so myself, paid no interest whatsoever to the loud, smelly dunghead in the audience of other loud, smelly dungheads just like him. Ugh!! Hockey???? Really???? Worst date EVER!!! It's like he tried so HARD to stomp all over my nerves!
Chunderful: I like hockey =_="
Jaesicle: But you would never take me to a hockey game for a DATE. Do you have any idea how UNromantic that is??? Kangin sure didn't, that...that toad! Hmph!
Chunderful: But you let Yunho take you to a soccer game =_="
Jaesicle: What's your point? >:|
Chunderful: =___="
Jaesicle: And WHAT is YOUR problem?? >:|
Chunderful: Ranting...
Jaesicle: I am NOT ranting, Park Yoochun!
Chunderful: *cough* Sure. Yeah. So what exactly did you want to rant to me about online? I'm sure it wasn't the Kangin thing....
Jaesicle: I don't want to rant!
Jaesicle: ...
Jaesicle: I'm just concerned...
Chunderful: Eh?
Jaesicle: You know Junsu's little brother, right?
Chunderful: .........Did Changmin bother you again? I mean, the kid's like my little brother but he might be taking this crush a bit too far...
Jaesicle: No, no! He actually apologized to me. I even ended up giving him friendship advice, that sweetheart~ ^.^
Chunderful: o.O;
Jaesicle: But he also asked me a favor...
Chunderful: What kind of favor?
Jaesicle: Well...yesterday, he asked me to give him a ride...
Chunderful: That pervert D<
Jaesicle: No, not that! >.< A ride in a car. My sister's car! He wanted me to take him to his friend's house to finish a project after school today.
Chunderful: Oh
Jaesicle: I thought it was weird enough that he refused to let anyone else drive him. He kept saying his family was too busy and he could only think to ask me.
Chunderful: Eh? Junsu wasn't busy after school. He went home with me. And we just hung out and did random shit.
Jaesicle: *sigh* That's what I told him, Chunnie
Chunderful: Well, he didn't have to ask Junsu to take him. He could've just asked me. I would've taken him.
Jaesicle: I told him that, too! And then he made a strange comment about how you were too skinny, but that doesn't really relate to driving around town, does it?
Chunderful: That is weird
Chunderful: HEY! I'm NOT skinny. I'm just...
Jaesicle: ...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Shut up.
Jaesicle: It got stranger when I dropped him off at his "friend's" house...
Chunderful: "Friend?" What happened at Kibum's house?
Jaesicle: It wasn't Kibum's house, it was some other kid's place. Minnie called it his friend's house but I'm not so sure. He just seemed so...
Chunderful: What?
Jaesicle: Omo... When I drove up to the house, poor Minnie looked so pale. And he asked me to stand outside my car for a while as he went in and did his business. And do you know what he told me, Chunnie?
Chunderful: I'll know when you tell me
Jaesicle: He told me to cross my arms so that my muscles would look more exaggerated and to look slightly peeved. Is that normal? I think not! And I do not have my muscles so that I can use them to flaunt like a bodybuilder! I work out for my health! But I did it anyway. *sigh*
Jaesicle: I would say he walked up to the front door, but that wasn't exactly it. He practically crept across the yard like he was in a war crossing enemy territory.
Chunderful: Damn...
Jaesicle: And before he could even get close enough to ring the doorbell, the door swung open and this bulky kid stepped out and just grinned. And not a very nice grin, Chunnie, not nice at all.
Jaesicle: There were others. Changmin only told me it would be him and his project partner, but a group of other kids trickled out of the house and started coming toward Changmin, all grinning like the first one and saying something to Changmin that made him stop in his tracks.
Jaesicle: They circled him. Some were holding cameras. One had a stick for some reason. Chunnie, I had such a horrible feeling. But I didn't know what to do since Minnie never mentioned any of this. I mean, he said they were his friends. Was it supposed to be some kind of game they were playing? Kids these days have horrible taste in fun.
Chunderful: Well, what happened?
Jaesicle: Nothing. Changmin pointed back at me and said something to them I couldn't hear from a distance. All of his "friends" looked at me and I was still keeping up the 'crossed-arms, look pissed' charade, but inside I just wanted to run over and hold Minnie.
Jaesicle: I'm not quite sure, but it seemed like the others got rather uncomfortable after that. They put away their cameras and sticks and the first kid let Changmin inside his house.
Chunderful: Then what happened?
Jaesicle: Again. Nothing. Changmin went inside for a while. Maybe 10 minutes at the most. I actually saw another car pull up while I waited. Daesung got out.
Chunderful: Kang Daesung? The one that hangs out with Jiyong and the scary dude named TOP?
Jaesicle: Of course. He must live there since he just casually walked right through the front door. Did you know Daesung had a little brother?
Chunderful: Eh. Vaguely. I heard his little brother was a pain in the ass. What's his name? Daejung?
Jaesicle: Daeshim, I think. Omo...I bet it's not the annoying kind of pain...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: More like...the painful, punch in the face kind of pain...?
Jaesicle: Omo...
Jaesicle: Well, after a while, Changmin came out. No, he ran out. With a stack of papers in his hands. He practically jumped in the car, panting and looking even more pale than before.
Jaesicle: He didn't say anything else, although I tried to pry something out of him. He just looked straight ahead. Eventually, I gave up and took him home.
Chunderful: That's...
Jaesicle: I know...
Chunderful: Weird...
Jaesicle: Chunnie...
Chunderful: What's going on?
Jaesicle: I'm so worried, Chunnie.
Chunderful: Well, Changmin wouldn't talk to you, so what are you going to do?
Jaesicle: That's why I think he needs another male figure in his life. Maybe not me since he didn't seem to trust me enough to tell me what's going on. But someone he can go to when he's having problems. He shouldn't have to ask the man who rejected his heart to drive him into what looks like a battle zone, Chunnie
Chunderful: But Changmin's a good kid. And he hasn't gotten in any trouble like this before. At least not that I know of. I bet he can take care of himself.
Jaesicle: What if calling me to pose as his bodyguard was his idea of 'taking care of himself??'
Chunderful: Well...he's got Kibum at least. He'll probably talk to him
Jaesicle: Oh, but he's a friend, a peer. That's not enough. Minnie needs someone to look up to. Someone older and wiser.
Chunderful: His dad?
Jaesicle: This doesn't seem like a problem a parent can fix, does it? That could get messy
Chunderful: You're right.
Jaesicle: Junsu should talk to him.
Chunderful: O_O
Jaesicle: Don't you give me that look, Park Yoochun! >:|
Chunderful: >.>
Jaesicle: Or that one!
Chunderful: Then what look do you want?? D<
Jaesicle: This one ---> ^.^
Chunderful: =.=
Jaesicle: Chunnie!
Chunderful: Sorry! Look, Junsu and Changmin aren't exactly on the best terms. I can't remember a time when they ever liked each other.
Jaesicle: Omo! But this is more than sibling rivalry! This is protecting those close to you whether you like them or not.
Chunderful: Well yeah, but.....this rivalry isn't really so much brother vs. brother. It's more like South Korea vs. North Korea... o_o
Jaesicle: No excuses!
Chunderful: It's not an excuse! It's the truth!
Jaesicle: Hmph! >:[ Then YOU talk to Minnie.
Chunderful: I like Changmin.
Jaesicle: Omo~ <333 :D
Chunderful: But I'm more afraid of Junsu.... >.>
Jaesicle: CHUNNIE! DD<
Chunderful: NO! You don't understand! To Junsu, I'd be committing treason. Treason! Do you know what they do to people who commit treason????
Jaesicle: No...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Well, neither do I. o.o" But I bet they get deported or something. I don't wanna be deported! I like Korea!
Jaesicle: Honey, Susu will not deport you =.=
Chunderful: He'll try....he'll try.....>.>
Jaesicle: Aigoo! What's going on with this hostility between Susu and Minnie? I demand to know!
Chunderful: Weeeeell...
Jaesicle: Tell me! D:<
Chunderful: Well, you kinda already know. Junsu's parents have never paid much attention to him and he blames Changmin. I think Changmin reacts negatively to Junsu's hostility and it just spirals from there.
Jaesicle: ...
Jaescle: What do you think, Chunnie?
Chunderful: About what?
Jaesicle: Their parents. Do you really think Su's parents are neglectful?
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: I've known them for so long, Junsu's parents have practically become my parents. His dad was like my second father when mine moved out.
Jaesicle: And...?
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: They love Junsu. But they're still parents, you know.
Jaesicle: Aggravatingly clueless?
Chunderful: Exactly. xD And sometimes Junsu thinks they've forgotten about him but honestly, they're just the most scatterbrained people I've ever met.
Jaesicle: o.o
Chunderful: His mom once lost her keys in the refrigerator and couldn't go to work for three days because she had no transportation >.>
Jaesicle: O.O Couldn't she take a bus or something?
Chunderful: She lost her purse in her neighbor's refrigerator... <.<
Jaesicle: Omo =.=;
Chunderful: Yeah. Mr. Kim's not much better x'D
Chunderful: I only imagine they pay so much attention to Changmin because, well he's always doing something worth praising. So they praise him. Most parents give their kids a pat on the back if they do something good. He's a smart kid so there's always something amazing he's doing.
Jaesicle: But Susu's amazing, too T.T
Chunderful: Well, I bet they'd go to Junsu's soccer games but they're always scheduled at times when his parents are busy. Mr. Kim always asks me how Junsu did at a recent game.
Jaesicle: But Susu is always so negative about his parents!
Chunderful: Pssh. I try to tell him shit like this. But he won't listen.
Jaesicle: Stubborn boy =.=
Chunderful: Su's super high maintenance, anyway. Like astronomically high maintenance... >.>
Jaesicle: Oooh, he does love attetnion~ xD
Chunderful: So when his parents aren't enough, I don't mind giving him that attention. He may irritate the shit out of me, but he's a beautiful person.
Jaesicle: Omo... <33
Jaesicle: You really love him~
Chunderful: Aish. Yeah...
Jaesicle: And treasure him~
Chunderful: Yeah...
Jaesicle: So that means you'll talk to Changmin~
Chunderful: Yeah~
Chunderful: Wait...NO!!
Jaesicle: Come on! >:|
Chunderful: I told you, I cant! I LIKE Korea!!!!
Jaesicle: Aigoo!
Jaesicle: Fine! I'll get Yunho to talk to him. Hmph!
Chunderful: Do you want all the people you know to get deported?
Jaesicle: Yunnie won't refuse to help a poor kid because of Junsu! He's stronger than that~
Chunderful: I AM strong! My muscles are just small........
Jaesicle: Keep telling yourself that, honey~
Chunderful: T.T
Chunderful: But Changmin and Yunho are fighting...over you...
Jaesicle: Well they'll just have to be mature about it and act like grown men. Hmph! >:|
Chunderful: They're high school students. =_= What do you expect?
Jaesicle: Hmph! >:|
***Yunbi has signed in
Yunbi: What's this I hear about Jaejoong driving Changmin around??
Jaesicle: Yunho, go talk to Changmin. Hmph!
***Jaesicle has signed out
Yunbi: What the...????
Chunderful: Nice of you to join us, Jung. Where'd you hear news like that~?
Yunbi: Some people saw him get in the car with Jaejoong after school today. Where did Jaejoong go??? What just happened??? What the hell??????
Chunderful: Just do what he says. >.>
Yunbi: What? Talk to Changmin?? Is THAT what he said?
Chunderful: Shall I repeat it for you~?
Chunderful: "Yunho, go talk to Changmin. Hmph!"
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: Don't get mad at me. It's your boyfriend.
Yunbi: Boyfriend..... <3
Chunderful: Ew.
Yunbi: But why should I??
Chunderful: Again. It's your boyfriend.
Yunbi: Boyfriend..... <33
Chunderful: =_=
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: Are you bi? =.=
Chunderful: Where the fuck did all this randomness come from? @.@
SUnny: ANSWER ME!! D8<
Yunbi: Of course not. I like Jaejoong.
SUnny: Not CHU! RAWR! CHUN!
Chunderful: Why are you randomly questioning my sexuality??
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: WHAT??
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: OMG!
SUnny: I heard from some people that you spent a lot of time with the orchestra people today
Chunderful: Well, people gossip too much. WHY can't you people just leave me to live in peace? I know I'm awesome but you have to leave me alone!
SUnny: It's not funny =.=
Chunderful: WHAT'S not funny??!
SUnny: Sunny =.=
Chunderful: ....Now I'm just confused.
Yunbi: Me too...
SUnny: Stay out of this, Yunho! D8<
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: You weren't at the lunch table today. I heard you spent the whole period with the orchestra people
Chunderful: Well duh~ I'm recruiting candy sellers like Yunho wanted me to.
Yunbi: Thanks, man
Chunderful: No problem.
SUnny: Stay OUT, Yunho! D8<
Yunbi: ......
SUnny: Sunny =.=
Chunderful: What the fuck are you talking about?????
SUnny: Sunny! D< Not me and not the sun! That girl! The tiny one who smiles too bright. =.=
Chunderful: Oh, Sunny. What about her?
SUnny: When did you two get so close? =.=
Chunderful: Um, since high school?? You know I'm close with her! You think YOU'RE my only friend??
SUnny: You didn't have to spend the WHOLE lunch period with her, did you?
Chunderful: She was helping me! She's in the orchestra and she's in the student council, so she knows about the candy selling thing and she was working with me to help recruit more sellers.
Yunbi: She's class secretary~
SUnny: OUT, Yunho!! DD8<
Yunbi: .........
SUnny: The WHOLE lunch period??? =.=
Chunderful: We hung out! She shared the lunch she brought home with me. What's your problem??
SUnny: =.=
SUnny: You have a booty call and you didn't even tell me about it?? =.=
Chunderful: .....
Chunderful: I have a WHAT??
Yunbi: Booty call.
Chunderful: Go away, Yunho!!!
SUnny: D8<
Yunbi: ...............
Chunderful: Sunny's my friend. Not even like a good friend. Just a friend. Where'd you get booty call?
SUnny: Well you're close enough to her to skip a meal with me. I figured you must have found someone to fuck with behind the auditorium or something. =.=
Chunderful: WHY would I do that?!
SUnny: Well if you ever do get a fuck buddy, you at least have to tell meh! D< I'm your bestestestie! I deserve to know before you even know DD<
Chunderful: I thought I was the pure one.
SUnny: You ARE! Which is why I deserve to know about your fucking so that I can beat the shit out of you DDDDD8<
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: You're an idiot =.=
SUnny: I know =.=
Chunderful: =.=
SUnny: =.=
Yunbi: ............
SUnny: YUN
Chunderful: HO!!!
SUnny: D8<
Yunbi: .........................
Chunderful: Am I the only one working hard on this stupid project? What have YOU been doing, Su?
SUnny: O.o;
Chunderful: Idiot =.=
Yunbi: Um, Su, you'll have to order the candy soon. Christmas is coming up. We want Christmas themed candy to help increase revenue.
SUnny: I know! D<
Yunbi: Well......?
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: Oh, look at the time. :D Time to watch Strong Heart. I love Seungi!
Chunderful: Such an idiot =.=
SUnny: Bye! :D
***SUnny has signed out
Chunderful: I told you not to let him do it
Yunbi: Yeah...
Chunderful: I warned you about Junsu...
Yunbi: Yeah...
Chunderful: He's an idiot...and you still let him do it...
Yunbi: Yeah...
Chunderful: *sigh* No one ever listens to wise old me~ Why is it that a person like me, strong in spirit, strong in heart and strong in sexiness can never reach the minds of those lesser than I? *sigh*sigh*
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: Maybe because you're not strong in body?
Chunderful: ...
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: Shut up!!!
***Chunderful has signed out
Yunbi: ...
***Yunbi has signed out
Chapter 36
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Well, hello there. :D *avoids hateful stares* I'm sorry it took so long! >.<
I'm not entirely thrilled with this chapter but it had to be done. I hope I don't get this stuck on the rest of the chapters... *stabs writer's block demons* But, hey! I'm done with my Calculus class! :D A++++ baby! No more math classes for the rest of my LIFE!
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [35/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
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Chapter 35: War and Hockey
December 8, Monday, 7:22PM
***Jaesicle has signed in
***Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Yo
Jaesicle: Chunface~
Chunderful: You interrupted me. I was composing, you know. Composing real legit shit
Jaesicle: Ahem
Chunderful: Sorry. Composing wonderful masterpiece shit
Jaesicle: *sigh* You and your mouth *sigh*sigh*
Chunderful: Hey, I don't need my mouth for music. All I need is my ears and the melodies in my heart and head~
Jaesicle: Oooooooh, you pick the absolute worst times to be so adorably sweet, ChunChun ^.^
Chunderful: Um thanks? =.=
Jaesicle: You're welcome, baby <333
Chunderful: ......
Chunderful: So what did you want to rant to me about?
Jaesicle: Rant?? I do not rant. >:o I simply express my dissatisfaction of other things to you, my best friend in the whole wide world, in a passionate and torrential way.
Chunderful: =_="
Jaesicle: Hmph! Well if you don't want to be around me, then just say it! I just figured you were different from all the other boneheaded, foul mouthed barbarians in this world I could've befriended. They're so annoying. >.< Like Kangin. I only dated him for a week and do you know the first date he took me on? A hockey game! A HOCKEY game!! Do you know how appalled I was?? How absolutely horrified???? The smell of sweat and saliva mixed with beer and testosterone just about made me want to throw up all the brain cells I could feel melting in my skull. And I kept asking him ever so nicely to take me home but he just kept screaming at the players who, if I do say so myself, paid no interest whatsoever to the loud, smelly dunghead in the audience of other loud, smelly dungheads just like him. Ugh!! Hockey???? Really???? Worst date EVER!!! It's like he tried so HARD to stomp all over my nerves!
Chunderful: I like hockey =_="
Jaesicle: But you would never take me to a hockey game for a DATE. Do you have any idea how UNromantic that is??? Kangin sure didn't, that...that toad! Hmph!
Chunderful: But you let Yunho take you to a soccer game =_="
Jaesicle: What's your point? >:|
Chunderful: =___="
Jaesicle: And WHAT is YOUR problem?? >:|
Chunderful: Ranting...
Jaesicle: I am NOT ranting, Park Yoochun!
Chunderful: *cough* Sure. Yeah. So what exactly did you want to rant to me about online? I'm sure it wasn't the Kangin thing....
Jaesicle: I don't want to rant!
Jaesicle: ...
Jaesicle: I'm just concerned...
Chunderful: Eh?
Jaesicle: You know Junsu's little brother, right?
Chunderful: .........Did Changmin bother you again? I mean, the kid's like my little brother but he might be taking this crush a bit too far...
Jaesicle: No, no! He actually apologized to me. I even ended up giving him friendship advice, that sweetheart~ ^.^
Chunderful: o.O;
Jaesicle: But he also asked me a favor...
Chunderful: What kind of favor?
Jaesicle: Well...yesterday, he asked me to give him a ride...
Chunderful: That pervert D<
Jaesicle: No, not that! >.< A ride in a car. My sister's car! He wanted me to take him to his friend's house to finish a project after school today.
Chunderful: Oh
Jaesicle: I thought it was weird enough that he refused to let anyone else drive him. He kept saying his family was too busy and he could only think to ask me.
Chunderful: Eh? Junsu wasn't busy after school. He went home with me. And we just hung out and did random shit.
Jaesicle: *sigh* That's what I told him, Chunnie
Chunderful: Well, he didn't have to ask Junsu to take him. He could've just asked me. I would've taken him.
Jaesicle: I told him that, too! And then he made a strange comment about how you were too skinny, but that doesn't really relate to driving around town, does it?
Chunderful: That is weird
Chunderful: HEY! I'm NOT skinny. I'm just...
Jaesicle: ...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Shut up.
Jaesicle: It got stranger when I dropped him off at his "friend's" house...
Chunderful: "Friend?" What happened at Kibum's house?
Jaesicle: It wasn't Kibum's house, it was some other kid's place. Minnie called it his friend's house but I'm not so sure. He just seemed so...
Chunderful: What?
Jaesicle: Omo... When I drove up to the house, poor Minnie looked so pale. And he asked me to stand outside my car for a while as he went in and did his business. And do you know what he told me, Chunnie?
Chunderful: I'll know when you tell me
Jaesicle: He told me to cross my arms so that my muscles would look more exaggerated and to look slightly peeved. Is that normal? I think not! And I do not have my muscles so that I can use them to flaunt like a bodybuilder! I work out for my health! But I did it anyway. *sigh*
Jaesicle: I would say he walked up to the front door, but that wasn't exactly it. He practically crept across the yard like he was in a war crossing enemy territory.
Chunderful: Damn...
Jaesicle: And before he could even get close enough to ring the doorbell, the door swung open and this bulky kid stepped out and just grinned. And not a very nice grin, Chunnie, not nice at all.
Jaesicle: There were others. Changmin only told me it would be him and his project partner, but a group of other kids trickled out of the house and started coming toward Changmin, all grinning like the first one and saying something to Changmin that made him stop in his tracks.
Jaesicle: They circled him. Some were holding cameras. One had a stick for some reason. Chunnie, I had such a horrible feeling. But I didn't know what to do since Minnie never mentioned any of this. I mean, he said they were his friends. Was it supposed to be some kind of game they were playing? Kids these days have horrible taste in fun.
Chunderful: Well, what happened?
Jaesicle: Nothing. Changmin pointed back at me and said something to them I couldn't hear from a distance. All of his "friends" looked at me and I was still keeping up the 'crossed-arms, look pissed' charade, but inside I just wanted to run over and hold Minnie.
Jaesicle: I'm not quite sure, but it seemed like the others got rather uncomfortable after that. They put away their cameras and sticks and the first kid let Changmin inside his house.
Chunderful: Then what happened?
Jaesicle: Again. Nothing. Changmin went inside for a while. Maybe 10 minutes at the most. I actually saw another car pull up while I waited. Daesung got out.
Chunderful: Kang Daesung? The one that hangs out with Jiyong and the scary dude named TOP?
Jaesicle: Of course. He must live there since he just casually walked right through the front door. Did you know Daesung had a little brother?
Chunderful: Eh. Vaguely. I heard his little brother was a pain in the ass. What's his name? Daejung?
Jaesicle: Daeshim, I think. Omo...I bet it's not the annoying kind of pain...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: More like...the painful, punch in the face kind of pain...?
Jaesicle: Omo...
Jaesicle: Well, after a while, Changmin came out. No, he ran out. With a stack of papers in his hands. He practically jumped in the car, panting and looking even more pale than before.
Jaesicle: He didn't say anything else, although I tried to pry something out of him. He just looked straight ahead. Eventually, I gave up and took him home.
Chunderful: That's...
Jaesicle: I know...
Chunderful: Weird...
Jaesicle: Chunnie...
Chunderful: What's going on?
Jaesicle: I'm so worried, Chunnie.
Chunderful: Well, Changmin wouldn't talk to you, so what are you going to do?
Jaesicle: That's why I think he needs another male figure in his life. Maybe not me since he didn't seem to trust me enough to tell me what's going on. But someone he can go to when he's having problems. He shouldn't have to ask the man who rejected his heart to drive him into what looks like a battle zone, Chunnie
Chunderful: But Changmin's a good kid. And he hasn't gotten in any trouble like this before. At least not that I know of. I bet he can take care of himself.
Jaesicle: What if calling me to pose as his bodyguard was his idea of 'taking care of himself??'
Chunderful: Well...he's got Kibum at least. He'll probably talk to him
Jaesicle: Oh, but he's a friend, a peer. That's not enough. Minnie needs someone to look up to. Someone older and wiser.
Chunderful: His dad?
Jaesicle: This doesn't seem like a problem a parent can fix, does it? That could get messy
Chunderful: You're right.
Jaesicle: Junsu should talk to him.
Chunderful: O_O
Jaesicle: Don't you give me that look, Park Yoochun! >:|
Chunderful: >.>
Jaesicle: Or that one!
Chunderful: Then what look do you want?? D<
Jaesicle: This one ---> ^.^
Chunderful: =.=
Jaesicle: Chunnie!
Chunderful: Sorry! Look, Junsu and Changmin aren't exactly on the best terms. I can't remember a time when they ever liked each other.
Jaesicle: Omo! But this is more than sibling rivalry! This is protecting those close to you whether you like them or not.
Chunderful: Well yeah, but.....this rivalry isn't really so much brother vs. brother. It's more like South Korea vs. North Korea... o_o
Jaesicle: No excuses!
Chunderful: It's not an excuse! It's the truth!
Jaesicle: Hmph! >:[ Then YOU talk to Minnie.
Chunderful: I like Changmin.
Jaesicle: Omo~ <333 :D
Chunderful: But I'm more afraid of Junsu.... >.>
Jaesicle: CHUNNIE! DD<
Chunderful: NO! You don't understand! To Junsu, I'd be committing treason. Treason! Do you know what they do to people who commit treason????
Jaesicle: No...
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Well, neither do I. o.o" But I bet they get deported or something. I don't wanna be deported! I like Korea!
Jaesicle: Honey, Susu will not deport you =.=
Chunderful: He'll try....he'll try.....>.>
Jaesicle: Aigoo! What's going on with this hostility between Susu and Minnie? I demand to know!
Chunderful: Weeeeell...
Jaesicle: Tell me! D:<
Chunderful: Well, you kinda already know. Junsu's parents have never paid much attention to him and he blames Changmin. I think Changmin reacts negatively to Junsu's hostility and it just spirals from there.
Jaesicle: ...
Jaescle: What do you think, Chunnie?
Chunderful: About what?
Jaesicle: Their parents. Do you really think Su's parents are neglectful?
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: I've known them for so long, Junsu's parents have practically become my parents. His dad was like my second father when mine moved out.
Jaesicle: And...?
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: They love Junsu. But they're still parents, you know.
Jaesicle: Aggravatingly clueless?
Chunderful: Exactly. xD And sometimes Junsu thinks they've forgotten about him but honestly, they're just the most scatterbrained people I've ever met.
Jaesicle: o.o
Chunderful: His mom once lost her keys in the refrigerator and couldn't go to work for three days because she had no transportation >.>
Jaesicle: O.O Couldn't she take a bus or something?
Chunderful: She lost her purse in her neighbor's refrigerator... <.<
Jaesicle: Omo =.=;
Chunderful: Yeah. Mr. Kim's not much better x'D
Chunderful: I only imagine they pay so much attention to Changmin because, well he's always doing something worth praising. So they praise him. Most parents give their kids a pat on the back if they do something good. He's a smart kid so there's always something amazing he's doing.
Jaesicle: But Susu's amazing, too T.T
Chunderful: Well, I bet they'd go to Junsu's soccer games but they're always scheduled at times when his parents are busy. Mr. Kim always asks me how Junsu did at a recent game.
Jaesicle: But Susu is always so negative about his parents!
Chunderful: Pssh. I try to tell him shit like this. But he won't listen.
Jaesicle: Stubborn boy =.=
Chunderful: Su's super high maintenance, anyway. Like astronomically high maintenance... >.>
Jaesicle: Oooh, he does love attetnion~ xD
Chunderful: So when his parents aren't enough, I don't mind giving him that attention. He may irritate the shit out of me, but he's a beautiful person.
Jaesicle: Omo... <33
Jaesicle: You really love him~
Chunderful: Aish. Yeah...
Jaesicle: And treasure him~
Chunderful: Yeah...
Jaesicle: So that means you'll talk to Changmin~
Chunderful: Yeah~
Chunderful: Wait...NO!!
Jaesicle: Come on! >:|
Chunderful: I told you, I cant! I LIKE Korea!!!!
Jaesicle: Aigoo!
Jaesicle: Fine! I'll get Yunho to talk to him. Hmph!
Chunderful: Do you want all the people you know to get deported?
Jaesicle: Yunnie won't refuse to help a poor kid because of Junsu! He's stronger than that~
Chunderful: I AM strong! My muscles are just small........
Jaesicle: Keep telling yourself that, honey~
Chunderful: T.T
Chunderful: But Changmin and Yunho are fighting...over you...
Jaesicle: Well they'll just have to be mature about it and act like grown men. Hmph! >:|
Chunderful: They're high school students. =_= What do you expect?
Jaesicle: Hmph! >:|
***Yunbi has signed in
Yunbi: What's this I hear about Jaejoong driving Changmin around??
Jaesicle: Yunho, go talk to Changmin. Hmph!
***Jaesicle has signed out
Yunbi: What the...????
Chunderful: Nice of you to join us, Jung. Where'd you hear news like that~?
Yunbi: Some people saw him get in the car with Jaejoong after school today. Where did Jaejoong go??? What just happened??? What the hell??????
Chunderful: Just do what he says. >.>
Yunbi: What? Talk to Changmin?? Is THAT what he said?
Chunderful: Shall I repeat it for you~?
Chunderful: "Yunho, go talk to Changmin. Hmph!"
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: Don't get mad at me. It's your boyfriend.
Yunbi: Boyfriend..... <3
Chunderful: Ew.
Yunbi: But why should I??
Chunderful: Again. It's your boyfriend.
Yunbi: Boyfriend..... <33
Chunderful: =_=
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: Are you bi? =.=
Chunderful: Where the fuck did all this randomness come from? @.@
SUnny: ANSWER ME!! D8<
Yunbi: Of course not. I like Jaejoong.
SUnny: Not CHU! RAWR! CHUN!
Chunderful: Why are you randomly questioning my sexuality??
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: WHAT??
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: OMG!
SUnny: I heard from some people that you spent a lot of time with the orchestra people today
Chunderful: Well, people gossip too much. WHY can't you people just leave me to live in peace? I know I'm awesome but you have to leave me alone!
SUnny: It's not funny =.=
Chunderful: WHAT'S not funny??!
SUnny: Sunny =.=
Chunderful: ....Now I'm just confused.
Yunbi: Me too...
SUnny: Stay out of this, Yunho! D8<
Yunbi: ...
SUnny: You weren't at the lunch table today. I heard you spent the whole period with the orchestra people
Chunderful: Well duh~ I'm recruiting candy sellers like Yunho wanted me to.
Yunbi: Thanks, man
Chunderful: No problem.
SUnny: Stay OUT, Yunho! D8<
Yunbi: ......
SUnny: Sunny =.=
Chunderful: What the fuck are you talking about?????
SUnny: Sunny! D< Not me and not the sun! That girl! The tiny one who smiles too bright. =.=
Chunderful: Oh, Sunny. What about her?
SUnny: When did you two get so close? =.=
Chunderful: Um, since high school?? You know I'm close with her! You think YOU'RE my only friend??
SUnny: You didn't have to spend the WHOLE lunch period with her, did you?
Chunderful: She was helping me! She's in the orchestra and she's in the student council, so she knows about the candy selling thing and she was working with me to help recruit more sellers.
Yunbi: She's class secretary~
SUnny: OUT, Yunho!! DD8<
Yunbi: .........
SUnny: The WHOLE lunch period??? =.=
Chunderful: We hung out! She shared the lunch she brought home with me. What's your problem??
SUnny: =.=
SUnny: You have a booty call and you didn't even tell me about it?? =.=
Chunderful: .....
Chunderful: I have a WHAT??
Yunbi: Booty call.
Chunderful: Go away, Yunho!!!
SUnny: D8<
Yunbi: ...............
Chunderful: Sunny's my friend. Not even like a good friend. Just a friend. Where'd you get booty call?
SUnny: Well you're close enough to her to skip a meal with me. I figured you must have found someone to fuck with behind the auditorium or something. =.=
Chunderful: WHY would I do that?!
SUnny: Well if you ever do get a fuck buddy, you at least have to tell meh! D< I'm your bestestestie! I deserve to know before you even know DD<
Chunderful: I thought I was the pure one.
SUnny: You ARE! Which is why I deserve to know about your fucking so that I can beat the shit out of you DDDDD8<
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: You're an idiot =.=
SUnny: I know =.=
Chunderful: =.=
SUnny: =.=
Yunbi: ............
SUnny: YUN
Chunderful: HO!!!
SUnny: D8<
Yunbi: .........................
Chunderful: Am I the only one working hard on this stupid project? What have YOU been doing, Su?
SUnny: O.o;
Chunderful: Idiot =.=
Yunbi: Um, Su, you'll have to order the candy soon. Christmas is coming up. We want Christmas themed candy to help increase revenue.
SUnny: I know! D<
Yunbi: Well......?
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: Oh, look at the time. :D Time to watch Strong Heart. I love Seungi!
Chunderful: Such an idiot =.=
SUnny: Bye! :D
***SUnny has signed out
Chunderful: I told you not to let him do it
Yunbi: Yeah...
Chunderful: I warned you about Junsu...
Yunbi: Yeah...
Chunderful: He's an idiot...and you still let him do it...
Yunbi: Yeah...
Chunderful: *sigh* No one ever listens to wise old me~ Why is it that a person like me, strong in spirit, strong in heart and strong in sexiness can never reach the minds of those lesser than I? *sigh*sigh*
Yunbi: ...
Yunbi: Maybe because you're not strong in body?
Chunderful: ...
Yunbi: ...
Chunderful: Shut up!!!
***Chunderful has signed out
Yunbi: ...
***Yunbi has signed out
Chapter 36
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Well, hello there. :D *avoids hateful stares* I'm sorry it took so long! >.<
I'm not entirely thrilled with this chapter but it had to be done. I hope I don't get this stuck on the rest of the chapters... *stabs writer's block demons* But, hey! I'm done with my Calculus class! :D A++++ baby! No more math classes for the rest of my LIFE!
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