Happy Together [Rehearsal 4]

Sep 14, 2009 22:28

[Rehearsal 4] Haha. Fail! xD Please enjoy hardcore evidence that my brain is falling apart~

Heechul: %$@#

Hankyung: *^$$

Heechul: $%%@@$

Hankyung: &^$@*^?

Heechul: %^!%*&

Hankyung: &^%^&*($

Heechul: …$%^#!!!

Hankyung: *&%^#@

Heechul: …

Hankyung: %^#@@

Heechul: *&!##%$^^$#^*!! #$@.

Hankyung: *@!%^*&

Heechul: ?&%?<$#%&&%*

Hankyung: ????

Heechul: ?&%?<$#%&&%*

Hankyung: Ahh… %$#@&*%

Heechul: $$%#!^

Hankyung: >@)*$*#@

Heechul: +#%@!?<^%$

Hankyung: %$$

Heechul: *$#!&

Hankyung: *(^#@!%

Heechul: &^$#$&**)^%$$@$%@@$%&*?>:””%%$##%&*^%%%^%^#@!!$%&*

Hankyung: …

Heechul: Hahahaha! I told you!

Hankyung: Really?

Siwon: …Did you guys just have a conversation?

Heechul: Pssh. Duh.

Siwon: I couldn’t tell. All I heard was profanity…

Heechul: It’s an art form I’ve taught him. Hankyung is learning well.

Hankyung: %!@#*

Heechul: Thanks!

Hankyung: I owe it all to you.

Heechul: Awww.

Siwon: …Hankyung, you don’t say those words to the staff, right?

Hankyung: Of course.

Siwon: …

Hankyung: Oh! I mean, of course….not. Ahhhh…Korean is hard.

Siwon: You’re pretty fluent in cursing…

Heechul: &%$!@

Hankyung: Waaah. Thanks, hyung.

Heechul: No problem.

Siwon: I’ll never understand either of you.

Heechul: Well, God bless you, too.

Siwon: …Heechul…

Heechul: Aish! I know, I know. Talk to me about it next Sunday, okay?

Hankyung: %$>&*&??

Heechul: Nah. Don’t worry about it.

Hankyung: Okay.

Siwon: …Has anyone called Kibum lately?

Heechul: Duh! I was gonna do that now. Go get me my cell phone, Siwon.

Siwon: Alright.

Hankyung: Tool.

Siwon: What?

Hankyung: Ummm. I don’t know…

Siwon: Okay.

Hankyung: &$%!@

Heechul: Yeah, I know. But I love him anyway.

Hankyung: …

Heechul: …I don’t like it when people stare at me like that.

Hankyung: You love Siwon more than me?

Heechul: …

Hankyung: Now you’re staring at me.

Heechul: …

Siwon: I’m back with your cell phone.

Heechul: *cough* Thanks.

Hankyung: &%##@*&!@

Heechul: Aw, don’t be like that- Shhhhh, it’s ringing.

Siwon: What? Really? Usually it’s off because he doesn’t want to be disturbed.

Hankyung: D-Day cation.

Siwon: That’s right. He does have a lot of dedication.

Heechul: …Hello….? Yah! Snow White!

Kibum: Mmmmmmm…

Heechul: Aish. Wake up.

Siwon: Oh, wait. Where is Kibum? Is it night time where he is? We shouldn’t wake him up.

Heechul: WAKE UP, KIBUM.

Siwon: …

Kibum: Mmmmmmnnnnnnnnnn.

Heechul: Don’t give me that.

Kibum: Mmmmmm

Heechul: You need to return my calls. Sure, you returned two of Donghae’s but never mine? What’s wrong with you?

Kibum: Mmmmmmmmmmmmn

Heechul: That is no excuse.

Kibum: Nnnnnnnmmmm

Heechul: That’s just how I am.

Siwon: …

Kibum: Mmmmnnnmmm

Heechul: What is that supposed to mean?

Kibum: Mmmmmmmmm

Heechul: What do you mean you don’t know??

Kibum: Mm.

Heechul: I couldn’t even hear that mumbling. WAKE UP, already. Sheesh. Enunciate!

Kibum: Mmmmmm!

Heechul: You can’t be jet lagged for this long.

Kibum: Mmmmm. Mmmnnnnnmmm. Mmmmmnnmnmmnmmmmnnmnmnnnmmmm

Heechul: …

Kibum: Mmmmmmmmmmm. Nnnnnnnnnnnmmm…. Nnnnnnnnnn.

Heechul: Wow. That’s pretty incredible.

Siwon: …What is he saying???? How do you understand this??

Heechul: I speak many languages-

Hankyung: Not English.

Heechul: -And he’s working hard. Trust me.

Siwon: Working hard where? We never know where he is.

Heechul: Yeah. Where are you, Kibum? We can send you a gift basket or something sappy like that.

Kibum: Mmmmmm.

Heechul: No, we really will. I’ll make Zhoumi wrap it and everything.

Kibum: Mmmmmmmmmm.

Heechul: Your fault not mine

Siwon: Soo…where is he?

Heechul: How should I know? How should he know? How should anyone know where Kim Kibum-

Kibum: Mmm?

Heechul: Not you. I’m talking to Siwon. -is?

Siwon: …Manager hyung might know.

Heechul: What are you looking at me for? Go ask him.

Siwon: Why don’t you call him?

Heechul: Agggh! I’m talking to Kibum right now. DUH.

Siwon: But I changed phones and I don’t have his number in my cell…

Heechul: Hankyung.

Hankyung: &%$#$!!

Heechul: What?? You &^%$##!!

Siwon: …

Kibum: …

Heechul: He won’t give it to you.

Siwon: What? Why?

Heechul: How should I know? He’s right there. Ask him. So lazy…

Siwon: I was asking him. Hankyung, why?

Hankyung: &%$#@*&^&%$”#$, ^%@. **&%^#!A#$%6. &^&%%%&&&$. *&%!&**(^%&&%#%$^. *&. *&*&*^&^*%^$&^8 .*&^*&^&%$^^*. *&^**((:”?>. 79()(^^%Y! *&(*&(!!!!! (&&^&^&^%... &&^^%%$$%$$#$%%^#%. *&^&^^%*()()(*%$@@++. &^$$. &^$$. &^$$. (((^(%$#%$^&&^, *&^%^&&^, *&^^%$$$%&, )(&!@$%&**&.

Siwon: ………….

Hankyung: What? Do you need me to repeat that? &%$#287^-

Siwon: PLEASE don’t repeat that. Is there a way you can tell me without resorting to profanity?

Hankyung: &%#.

Siwon: …

Heechul: Hey, give him a break. Korean is hard and I’ve given him an outlet to communicate in an easier and simpler way.

Siwon: Soo…what did he say?

Heechul: How should I know? I was too busy listening to Kibum snore on the other end of the phone. KIM!!!

Kibum: MMMM!

Heechul: Sleep on your own time, man! I can’t have you like this. Useless! When are you coming back?

Kibum: Mmmmmmmm.

Heechul: You lost Yesung’s mom’s phone number? Oh, you loser.

Kibum: Mmmmmmm. Mmm.

Heechul: That’s your fault. Ask Siwon for it.

Siwon: What? Hey, Kibum! Can you hear me?!

Heechul: Stop yelling in my ear! Call Kibum on your own phone.

Siwon: But he’s talking to you-

Heechul: Quit being a wuss!

Kibum: Mmmmm!

Heechul: Ask Siwon for it.

Kibum: MmmmMmmmmm.

Heechul: I will not.

Kibum: Mmmmmm.

Heechul: That’s stingy HYUNG to you.

Kibum: Mmmmmmmm. Mmmm. M.

Heechul: *gasp* Leave Heebum out of this!

Kibum: Mmmmmm. Mmmm.

Heechul: …You wouldn’t

Kibum: …

Heechul: …

Kibum: …

Heechul: …Ahh! I hate when you do that.

Kibum: …

Heechul: WHY?!

Kibum: …

Heechul: …You’re cruel, you know that?

Kibum: …

Heechul: Okay! I’ll give you Yesung’s mom’s phone number! Sheesh…

Kibum: Mmmmm.

Heechul: Pssh. Jerk. Everyone else has Yesung’s mom’s number. What’s wrong with you?

Kibum: Mmmmm. Mmmm.

Kyuhyun: Dongsaeng’s back from the photoshoot! Where’s Nick and Trent…and everyone else?

Siwon: *sigh*

Kyuhyun: Hyung…?

Siwon: Heechul’s going to hell.

Kyuhyun: …What?

Siwon: *cough* Heechul’s going to jail…

Kyuhyun: Huh?

Heechul: What are you two talking about over there? Who’s going to jail? Oh, hi, Kyuhyun.

Kibum: Mmmmmmm…

Heechul: Shut up.

Kyuhyun: Who’s that on the phone?

Kibum: Mmmm mmmm.

Heechul: I refuse to turn on the speaker phone.

Kibum: …

Heechul: Not again…

Kibum: …

Heechul: OKAY. Sheesh…

Kibum: Mmmmmmmmm.

Kyuhyun: …Who the crap is that?

Heechul: Aish. Aren’t we a happy family. This is Kibum! Durrr!

Kyuhyun: …Kibum?

Kibum: Mmmmmmm mmmmmm mm.

Kyuhyun: …

Siwon: Don’t look at me.

Hankyung: Only Heechul speaks Jet Lag.

Kyuhyun: Ah, I see…

Heechul: I told you! There was no point in me wasting my manicure on pushing the speaker button. Only I understand you when you’re like this.

Kibum: Mmmmm.

Heechul: Donghae doesn’t count. He’s learning Kenyan from Eunhyuk who’s learning it from Junsu. Of course he’s good at speaking Jet Lag.

Kibum: Mmmmmmnnnn.

Heechul: I told you to leave Heebum out of this!

Kyuhyun: Soo…when can I speak to Kibum when he’s…not dead?

Kibum: Mmmmmm!

Kyuhyun: Jet lagged! Sorry.

Siwon: Wait…did you just-?

Heechul: *snort* There’s no telling when any of us will speak to Kibum again, so enjoy it while it lasts.

Kibum: Mmmmmmm!

Heechul: That’s just rude!

Kyuhyun: You tell him, Kibum!

Siwon: …I’m going to stretch...

Hankyung: I yelp!

Siwon: I don’t want any help, Hankyung. I only want peace…

Kibum: Mmmmmm. Mmm. Mmmmmmm.

Kyuhyun: Heh. Harsh.

Heechul: My hair does not look like a mop! It’s beautiful gorgeousness!

Kibum: …Mmmm.

Heechul: …You just wait til our 3rd album makeovers. I’ll show you…I’ll show you all!!!

Kibum: Mmmmmmnnnnnnmm.

Heechul: Why do you always have to hurt Heebum’s feelings?!

Kyuhyun: That cat is gaining weight…

Kibum: Mmmmmm.

Kyuhyun: I agree. Kangin, too.

Heechul: True, true…but not Heebum! You’re just jealous that he’s been sleeping in your bed while you’ve been gone.

Kibum: Mmmm nnnn mmmmmmmmm!

Heechul: Bwahahahahaa! Taste the cat hair, punk!

Kibum: Mmmmmmmmmmmm!

Heechul: Oh? What? What? I can’t hear you~ I don’t speak Jet Lag~

Kibum: MMMMMMM-

Heechul: Ha! And I’m awesome enough to hang up on him. Your hyung is the greatest, Kyuhyun.

Kyuhyun: …We may never speak to him again for weeks…

Heechul: What’s your point?

Kyuhyun: Ummmmm

Heechul: Repeat after me.

Kyuhyun: Why?

Heechul: Heechul

Kyuhyun: …

Heechul: Hyung

Kyuhyun: …Hyung…

Heechul: Nim

Kyuhyun: Nim…

Heechul: Is

Kyuhyun: Is

Heechul: The

Kyuhyun: Greatest…

Heechul: Smart kid! Kibum should learn from you. He sucks.

Kyuhyun: …Do you need some water again?

Heechul: Duh.

Kyuhyun: …I’ll be back.

Heechul: That’s right. You will be back.

Heechul: Kibum will be back, too.

Heechul: And Siwon.

Heechul: And-where’d Hankyung go?? And Hankyung.

Heechul: And…Leeteuk.

Heechul: And...

Heechul: …

Heechul: Hmm. This practice room is kinda echo-y.

Heechul: HELLO.

Echo: Hello…

Heechul: KIM HEECHUL IS THE GREATEST.

Echo: …The greatest…

Heechul: HANJAY HEEBUM IS NOT FAT.

Echo: …Fat…

Heechul: …

Echo: …

Heechul: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

End - Now expressions, spaces of our relationship

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And in the end, Kibum's whereabouts are still a mystery. ^.~
*gives you all cookies*



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rating: pg, title: happy together, genre: comedy

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