[Rehearsal 4] Haha. Fail! xD Please enjoy hardcore evidence that my brain is falling apart~
Heechul: %$@#
Hankyung: *^$$
Heechul: $%%@@$
Hankyung: &^$@*^?
Heechul: %^!%*&
Hankyung: &^%^&*($
Heechul: …$%^#!!!
Hankyung: *&%^#@
Heechul: …
Hankyung: %^#@@
Heechul: *&!##%$^^$#^*!! #$@.
Hankyung: *@!%^*&
Heechul: ?&%?<$#%&&%*
Hankyung: ????
Heechul: ?&%?<$#%&&%*
Hankyung: Ahh… %$#@&*%
Heechul: $$%#!^
Hankyung: >@)*$*#@
Heechul: +#%@!?<^%$
Hankyung: %$$
Heechul: *$#!&
Hankyung: *(^#@!%
Heechul: &^$#$&**)^%$$@$%@@$%&*?>:””%%$##%&*^%%%^%^#@!!$%&*
Hankyung: …
Heechul: Hahahaha! I told you!
Hankyung: Really?
Siwon: …Did you guys just have a conversation?
Heechul: Pssh. Duh.
Siwon: I couldn’t tell. All I heard was profanity…
Heechul: It’s an art form I’ve taught him. Hankyung is learning well.
Hankyung: %!@#*
Heechul: Thanks!
Hankyung: I owe it all to you.
Heechul: Awww.
Siwon: …Hankyung, you don’t say those words to the staff, right?
Hankyung: Of course.
Siwon: …
Hankyung: Oh! I mean, of course….not. Ahhhh…Korean is hard.
Siwon: You’re pretty fluent in cursing…
Heechul: &%$!@
Hankyung: Waaah. Thanks, hyung.
Heechul: No problem.
Siwon: I’ll never understand either of you.
Heechul: Well, God bless you, too.
Siwon: …Heechul…
Heechul: Aish! I know, I know. Talk to me about it next Sunday, okay?
Hankyung: %$>&*&??
Heechul: Nah. Don’t worry about it.
Hankyung: Okay.
Siwon: …Has anyone called Kibum lately?
Heechul: Duh! I was gonna do that now. Go get me my cell phone, Siwon.
Siwon: Alright.
Hankyung: Tool.
Siwon: What?
Hankyung: Ummm. I don’t know…
Siwon: Okay.
Hankyung: &$%!@
Heechul: Yeah, I know. But I love him anyway.
Hankyung: …
Heechul: …I don’t like it when people stare at me like that.
Hankyung: You love Siwon more than me?
Heechul: …
Hankyung: Now you’re staring at me.
Heechul: …
Siwon: I’m back with your cell phone.
Heechul: *cough* Thanks.
Hankyung: &%##@*&!@
Heechul: Aw, don’t be like that- Shhhhh, it’s ringing.
Siwon: What? Really? Usually it’s off because he doesn’t want to be disturbed.
Hankyung: D-Day cation.
Siwon: That’s right. He does have a lot of dedication.
Heechul: …Hello….? Yah! Snow White!
Kibum: Mmmmmmm…
Heechul: Aish. Wake up.
Siwon: Oh, wait. Where is Kibum? Is it night time where he is? We shouldn’t wake him up.
Heechul: WAKE UP, KIBUM.
Siwon: …
Kibum: Mmmmmmnnnnnnnnnn.
Heechul: Don’t give me that.
Kibum: Mmmmmm
Heechul: You need to return my calls. Sure, you returned two of Donghae’s but never mine? What’s wrong with you?
Kibum: Mmmmmmmmmmmmn
Heechul: That is no excuse.
Kibum: Nnnnnnnmmmm
Heechul: That’s just how I am.
Siwon: …
Kibum: Mmmmnnnmmm
Heechul: What is that supposed to mean?
Kibum: Mmmmmmmmm
Heechul: What do you mean you don’t know??
Kibum: Mm.
Heechul: I couldn’t even hear that mumbling. WAKE UP, already. Sheesh. Enunciate!
Kibum: Mmmmmm!
Heechul: You can’t be jet lagged for this long.
Kibum: Mmmmm. Mmmnnnnnmmm. Mmmmmnnmnmmnmmmmnnmnmnnnmmmm
Heechul: …
Kibum: Mmmmmmmmmmm. Nnnnnnnnnnnmmm…. Nnnnnnnnnn.
Heechul: Wow. That’s pretty incredible.
Siwon: …What is he saying???? How do you understand this??
Heechul: I speak many languages-
Hankyung: Not English.
Heechul: -And he’s working hard. Trust me.
Siwon: Working hard where? We never know where he is.
Heechul: Yeah. Where are you, Kibum? We can send you a gift basket or something sappy like that.
Kibum: Mmmmmm.
Heechul: No, we really will. I’ll make Zhoumi wrap it and everything.
Kibum: Mmmmmmmmmm.
Heechul: Your fault not mine
Siwon: Soo…where is he?
Heechul: How should I know? How should he know? How should anyone know where Kim Kibum-
Kibum: Mmm?
Heechul: Not you. I’m talking to Siwon. -is?
Siwon: …Manager hyung might know.
Heechul: What are you looking at me for? Go ask him.
Siwon: Why don’t you call him?
Heechul: Agggh! I’m talking to Kibum right now. DUH.
Siwon: But I changed phones and I don’t have his number in my cell…
Heechul: Hankyung.
Hankyung: &%$#$!!
Heechul: What?? You &^%$##!!
Siwon: …
Kibum: …
Heechul: He won’t give it to you.
Siwon: What? Why?
Heechul: How should I know? He’s right there. Ask him. So lazy…
Siwon: I was asking him. Hankyung, why?
Hankyung: &%$#@*&^&%$”#$, ^%@. **&%^#!A#$%6. &^&%%%&&&$. *&%!&**(^%&&%#%$^. *&. *&*&*^&^*%^$&^8 .*&^*&^&%$^^*. *&^**((:”?>. 79()(^^%Y! *&(*&(!!!!! (&&^&^&^%... &&^^%%$$%$$#$%%^#%. *&^&^^%*()()(*%$@@++. &^$$. &^$$. &^$$. (((^(%$#%$^&&^, *&^%^&&^, *&^^%$$$%&, )(&!@$%&**&.
Siwon: ………….
Hankyung: What? Do you need me to repeat that? &%$#287^-
Siwon: PLEASE don’t repeat that. Is there a way you can tell me without resorting to profanity?
Hankyung: &%#.
Siwon: …
Heechul: Hey, give him a break. Korean is hard and I’ve given him an outlet to communicate in an easier and simpler way.
Siwon: Soo…what did he say?
Heechul: How should I know? I was too busy listening to Kibum snore on the other end of the phone. KIM!!!
Kibum: MMMM!
Heechul: Sleep on your own time, man! I can’t have you like this. Useless! When are you coming back?
Kibum: Mmmmmmmm.
Heechul: You lost Yesung’s mom’s phone number? Oh, you loser.
Kibum: Mmmmmmm. Mmm.
Heechul: That’s your fault. Ask Siwon for it.
Siwon: What? Hey, Kibum! Can you hear me?!
Heechul: Stop yelling in my ear! Call Kibum on your own phone.
Siwon: But he’s talking to you-
Heechul: Quit being a wuss!
Kibum: Mmmmm!
Heechul: Ask Siwon for it.
Kibum: MmmmMmmmmm.
Heechul: I will not.
Kibum: Mmmmmm.
Heechul: That’s stingy HYUNG to you.
Kibum: Mmmmmmmm. Mmmm. M.
Heechul: *gasp* Leave Heebum out of this!
Kibum: Mmmmmm. Mmmm.
Heechul: …You wouldn’t
Kibum: …
Heechul: …
Kibum: …
Heechul: …Ahh! I hate when you do that.
Kibum: …
Heechul: WHY?!
Kibum: …
Heechul: …You’re cruel, you know that?
Kibum: …
Heechul: Okay! I’ll give you Yesung’s mom’s phone number! Sheesh…
Kibum: Mmmmm.
Heechul: Pssh. Jerk. Everyone else has Yesung’s mom’s number. What’s wrong with you?
Kibum: Mmmmm. Mmmm.
Kyuhyun: Dongsaeng’s back from the photoshoot! Where’s Nick and Trent…and everyone else?
Siwon: *sigh*
Kyuhyun: Hyung…?
Siwon: Heechul’s going to hell.
Kyuhyun: …What?
Siwon: *cough* Heechul’s going to jail…
Kyuhyun: Huh?
Heechul: What are you two talking about over there? Who’s going to jail? Oh, hi, Kyuhyun.
Kibum: Mmmmmmm…
Heechul: Shut up.
Kyuhyun: Who’s that on the phone?
Kibum: Mmmm mmmm.
Heechul: I refuse to turn on the speaker phone.
Kibum: …
Heechul: Not again…
Kibum: …
Heechul: OKAY. Sheesh…
Kibum: Mmmmmmmmm.
Kyuhyun: …Who the crap is that?
Heechul: Aish. Aren’t we a happy family. This is Kibum! Durrr!
Kyuhyun: …Kibum?
Kibum: Mmmmmmm mmmmmm mm.
Kyuhyun: …
Siwon: Don’t look at me.
Hankyung: Only Heechul speaks Jet Lag.
Kyuhyun: Ah, I see…
Heechul: I told you! There was no point in me wasting my manicure on pushing the speaker button. Only I understand you when you’re like this.
Kibum: Mmmmm.
Heechul: Donghae doesn’t count. He’s learning Kenyan from Eunhyuk who’s learning it from Junsu. Of course he’s good at speaking Jet Lag.
Kibum: Mmmmmmnnnn.
Heechul: I told you to leave Heebum out of this!
Kyuhyun: Soo…when can I speak to Kibum when he’s…not dead?
Kibum: Mmmmmm!
Kyuhyun: Jet lagged! Sorry.
Siwon: Wait…did you just-?
Heechul: *snort* There’s no telling when any of us will speak to Kibum again, so enjoy it while it lasts.
Kibum: Mmmmmmm!
Heechul: That’s just rude!
Kyuhyun: You tell him, Kibum!
Siwon: …I’m going to stretch...
Hankyung: I yelp!
Siwon: I don’t want any help, Hankyung. I only want peace…
Kibum: Mmmmmm. Mmm. Mmmmmmm.
Kyuhyun: Heh. Harsh.
Heechul: My hair does not look like a mop! It’s beautiful gorgeousness!
Kibum: …Mmmm.
Heechul: …You just wait til our 3rd album makeovers. I’ll show you…I’ll show you all!!!
Kibum: Mmmmmmnnnnnnmm.
Heechul: Why do you always have to hurt Heebum’s feelings?!
Kyuhyun: That cat is gaining weight…
Kibum: Mmmmmm.
Kyuhyun: I agree. Kangin, too.
Heechul: True, true…but not Heebum! You’re just jealous that he’s been sleeping in your bed while you’ve been gone.
Kibum: Mmmm nnnn mmmmmmmmm!
Heechul: Bwahahahahaa! Taste the cat hair, punk!
Kibum: Mmmmmmmmmmmm!
Heechul: Oh? What? What? I can’t hear you~ I don’t speak Jet Lag~
Kibum: MMMMMMM-
Heechul: Ha! And I’m awesome enough to hang up on him. Your hyung is the greatest, Kyuhyun.
Kyuhyun: …We may never speak to him again for weeks…
Heechul: What’s your point?
Kyuhyun: Ummmmm
Heechul: Repeat after me.
Kyuhyun: Why?
Heechul: Heechul
Kyuhyun: …
Heechul: Hyung
Kyuhyun: …Hyung…
Heechul: Nim
Kyuhyun: Nim…
Heechul: Is
Kyuhyun: Is
Heechul: The
Kyuhyun: Greatest…
Heechul: Smart kid! Kibum should learn from you. He sucks.
Kyuhyun: …Do you need some water again?
Heechul: Duh.
Kyuhyun: …I’ll be back.
Heechul: That’s right. You will be back.
Heechul: Kibum will be back, too.
Heechul: And Siwon.
Heechul: And-where’d Hankyung go?? And Hankyung.
Heechul: And…Leeteuk.
Heechul: And...
Heechul: …
Heechul: Hmm. This practice room is kinda echo-y.
Heechul: HELLO.
Echo: Hello…
Heechul: KIM HEECHUL IS THE GREATEST.
Echo: …The greatest…
Heechul: HANJAY HEEBUM IS NOT FAT.
Echo: …Fat…
Heechul: …
Echo: …
Heechul: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
End - Now expressions, spaces of our relationship
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And in the end, Kibum's whereabouts are still a mystery. ^.~
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