Mars News

[jzzldbrrzl]

So we bought a self-cleaning litterbox for Mars for $130. See, we're going to leave him with my parents for 9 months because Hasting's housing doesn't allow animals. After the lease is up, we'll move off campus to a place that allows kitties. We could've left him with Tiff's parents but they have a rottweiler that is somehow both the largest, most

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[bujakalaka]

Tell your dad to watch Werner Herzog's documentary, Grizzly Man, before he communes with the Grizzlies. Also, you should watch it too, because it's super awesome.

Your mom is not legally allowed to be puzzled over special treatment of an animal after Miss Mia.

[frozenheroics]

We are so intense about our cats that we pay someone to stay at the apartment if we will be gone for more than 48 hours. Not stop by, scoop litter, and shake some kibble in their bowl. We pay someone to sleep in our bed and watch TV so the cats will get their daily 12 hours of snuggle time.