For those of you who have sent me various, "where the hell are you?" messages ( Read more... )

...A healthy mix of poets I love, poets I don't know, and poets that consistently drive me out of the room whenever they're called to the stage.

I should be at IWPS. This is some bullshit. I'm going next year. Mark my words.

So, I've been incommunicato for a week and I just ran across this. Let's get gully. I'll do a real entry soon but this is just too fun. (BTW- I don't give a fuck if I'm late to this meme)

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I'd been arrested for ( Read more... )

So, I booked a feature at Safe Smiles under the premise that I would roll out all new work. The very next day, I had a "oh shit I don't have any new poems" moment ( Read more... )

No One Can Fix You

A One-Man Dramedy about Sex, Drugs and uh, Poetry

Friday, February 21, 2009 @ 8PM
Saturday, February 22, 2009 @ 8PM
Friday, February 27, 2009 @ 8PM
Saturday, February 28, 2009 @ 8PM

Gorilla Tango Theater
1919 N. Milwaukee
Chicago, IL

The Goods:

1. Looks like I'll be officially signing the contract on a theater this week. Holy shit, it just got real.

2. I have cool friends

3. More touring options are popping up, especially for No One Can Fix You

The Bads:1. I am broke. B-R-O-K-E. I went digging through the couch cushions for food money today. I will however be getting a fat ( Read more... )

P.S. I miss all of you. Come over.

P.P.S. I just sent out the 2nd revision of No One Can Fix You. It's dogshit, but shinier dogshit.

There I go again....

Stop posting things at 5AM. You only appear crazy.

Also, keep in mind you are fucking crazy at 5AM.

What the fuck? Get it together. Please.

-J