Con update

[jvowles]

Assuming my part of this gets done quickly, it's gonna be a busy week for guest announcements

Comments

[pockyman]

Glad things are going well, man. ^^

[raithnor]

I realize Aramark has bills to pay, but cripes. It's almost as bad as a casino.

[jvowles]

I get free drinks at casinos. :)

[raithnor]

I was referring to the vending machines which are $5 for a water.

I am going to Nerd Hell for this.

[electroweak]

Summon Interpreter
Necromancy
Level: Clr 5
Components: V,S,F
Casting Time: 3 - 5 months
Range: intercontinental
Duration: one convention
Saving Throw: Will negates

You take a bottle of aged whiskey and raise it above your head, speaking the ancient words of power. Terrifying monsters from the id rise from their grave, and for one weekend will intervene for you in your dealings with the undead, voice actors, gelatinous cubes, and other horrors.

You must choose the alignment of your Interpreter before casting. Choose wisely; chaotic evil Interpreters are known for convincing your guests to destroy you.

Arcane Focus: A bank check.

Re: I am going to Nerd Hell for this.

[jvowles]

Summon spells should be conjuration, right?

This is more like Raise Former Staffer. :)

Re: I am going to Nerd Hell for this.

[pete_wisdom]

"Former Staffer", eh?

Which one, though? :-)

Re: I am going to Nerd Hell for this.

[pete_wisdom]

"chaotic evil Interpreters are known for convincing your guests to destroy you"

How do you say "Kill the Guest Relations guy" in Japanese anyway?

Not that I ever want to put that into practice...nosirree bob! :-P

[redneckotaku]

Look forward to the rest of the guest announcements.

[tyoshida]

Am I still to be included in your interpreter summoning spell?

[jvowles]

Yes -- i sent you a message about it but I will resend shortly.

[jvowles]

...though in your case it's Patron instead of aged whiskey as the material component....